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Currently staring at the sky waiting for the hammer to drop. Unashamed crush on JJ McCarthy. Living a nightmare where he will be a Viking.

Joined February 2011
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This will haunt us for eternities.
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Replying to @OLine_TEK
Play before, receiver catches it and hits the ground with 13s. Crew lets 2s tick off. We spike it with 10s. They set it at 9s. If you’re counting, we are at 3s robbed. Then, instantaneous with the snap, another sec comes off. UM was robbed of 4secs!
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Michigan's play that "shouldn't have had time added back" took less than 9 seconds to run -- from snap until the defender touched the ball. The officials were right to put time back on the clock. Watch it with a basketball-style countdown:
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One Shining Moment plays at the exact time that the transfer portal opens. You can’t make this shit up.
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it’s zyn o clock now
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The rest of America to Purdue and the refs:
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #MIZ
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so, to recap: Standing on the field before a game and telling the National broadcast "our culture" is better than everyone's because we pay well and didn't have too many bowl opt-outs before scoring 3 points and losing to Mizzou ... ... probably need to retire that move, too, Ry
Until tonight, Missouri's only bowl win against an AP top-10 team was the 1961 Orange Bowl against Navy. The Tigers just beat Ohio State in the 2023 Cotton Bowl. @MizzouFootball | #CottonBowl
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if Michigan runs this clock out ... ... The "signs" right now are "we are running it right at you, my dudes ... " ... This is exactly the stuff Day claimed wouldn't happen again. And it very much looks like it's happening ...
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Looking at this video, which one of these is most unbelievable? A. He's 42 years old. B. He's a millionaire. C. He's a former professional athlete. d. He was QB for the coolest, most swagged out college team in history.
Is Ken Dorsey locked in with a master plan for the Broncos?
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I have my personal opinions about Michigan and what’s going on. My opinions aren’t biased and I call things like they are. I got former teammates, good friends, homeboys and ppl I know that went to Michigan. This Harbaugh situation in my humble opinion has more to do with college athletics as a whole and not the silly things they’ve been investigated for. I’ve been in a NCAA investigation with a university and seen the lengths they will go to, to hide the main reason of the vindictive behavior. Harbaugh is the only person who spoke like this and this is against the core of what NCAA stands for. It’s major exploitation on lots of levels and you can’t have a premier coach on a premier football team championing this type of mission. It’s a kick in the nuts to the establishment. They’ve cycled these Michigan stories in your face to make you think that it was as important as the war between palenstine and isreal. This is about business my man. You can’t mess up the economic system. Those that do get dealt with. There’s tons of smart ppl sitting in boardrooms executing well thought out missions of how to keep what’s in place in place. It’s bigger than a rivalry. If you have a high school athlete that’s going into division 1 sports this perspective should be important to you. #GoBucks
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Hey mom can you come pick me up I’m scared Iowa might play in the big ten championship again
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Tennesee is better than everyone but Georgia and it’s not close. This is true!
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What a stat: Entering today, only one top-5 CFP team had overcome a deficit in the final minute to win a game: Alabama in 2014 against LSU. TCU and Michigan both did it today. Prior to those two wins, top-5 teams were 1-29 with last minute deficits per @ESPNStatsInfo
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michigan really crafted the perfect team to kick OSU’s ass while ryan day was crafting the perfect team to score 2 million points vs MSU
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Hey everyone I am going through a really tough time* right now so I could use everyone’s thoughts and prayers 🤍 *nothing is wrong except that I have to watch Iowa/northwestern today so needless to say I’m going through a lot
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Yes, let’s call it “the regular season” and it can be a 9-game tournament and the teams with the two best records at the end play in the championship game.
Would y'all watch an SEC-only playoff?? @247Sports (via @PeteThamel)
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From strictly an economic standpoint, It’s more like Matt Patricia inheriting the Caldwell Lions.
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turns out you CAN in fact win a Michigan-Ohio State game even if one of your better players has a tummy ache
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