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My mind is tired My body is fatigued and weak I’m out of breathe from eating lunch I believe the man cold is upon me I am terrified
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Dear God, Thank you for the cow, the beef it provides, and our incredible ranchers. Amen. 🙏
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This is accurate.
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Global warming is....
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😭A kid with a big heart, unlike the trash we usually read about in the news. Police arrested a 16-year-old boy for breaking into an animal shelter after midnight and cutting the locks off three kennels, until bodycam footage revealed why he did it. When a silent alarm went off at a county animal shelter just before 2 AM, officers arrived expecting to find thieves stealing expensive veterinary equipment. Instead, they caught a 16-year-old boy in the back hallway trying to lead three elderly dogs toward the emergency exit with a pair of bolt cutters in his backpack. At first, the officers thought it was a reckless prank and placed the boy in the back of a patrol car. He didn't fight back or try to run, he just sat in the back seat crying and begging the officers not to put the dogs back inside. Confused by how desperate he was, one of the officers asked him what was going on. Through tears, the teenager explained that he had been volunteering at the shelter every day after school for six months. Because the facility had run out of space, the three oldest dogs—who had been passed over for adoption for nearly a year were scheduled to be put down at 6 AM that morning. He had begged his parents to let him take them home, and when they said they couldn't afford three dogs, he panicked and decided to break them out himself. When the shelter manager arrived at the scene and saw the boy sitting in the cruiser still trying to comfort the dogs through the window, she couldn't bring herself to press charges. The story spread through the police department by morning, and before the shift ended, two officers and a dispatcher stepped forward to adopt all three senior dogs giving them the homes the boy had risked everything to find for them.
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Happy Birthday, Hillary. 79 years young. Can't say the same for anyone who crossed your path. Here's to many more years. For you, anyway. Bill, I'd skip the cake.
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Who is going to win tonight?
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Check out @Dabbert0 if you haven't already.
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Good afternoon from Doug and Pepperjack. One of them is ready for the week. The other one is Pepperjack. ☕🐾 Which one are you this Monday?
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