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Austin Carmichael

@TheRealJakeKoch

thoughts, dreams, plots and my schemes

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Joined May 2011
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We didn’t need him @DanBarreiroKFAN
GetACLSports.com®--Sports Investor (@TheRealMrACL) profile pictureGetACLSports.com®--Sports Investor
@TheRealMrACLJan 4
The Vikings went with JJ McCarthy over Sam Darnold.
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The Mecca
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Heard she hooking out west like Kareem did
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Together?
Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) profile pictureYahoo Sports
@YahooSports1 Dec 2025
ESPN announced that Dick Vitale and Charles Barkley will call two NCAA hoops games this season 🎤 🏀 Dec. 13: Indiana vs. Kentucky 🏀 March ’26: NCAA tournament First Four matchup
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Ready for the Clipse x @tylerthecreator album
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Flanders next year @JLUDEOBV @Riley_Myrl
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Told her I’m big like Bieber she ain’t believe me
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76er’s.. 86’d! Mavericks.. traded Luka and ended up getting a Flagg 🏳️ THEY’RE ALL DEAD @BrandonMileski @CommonManKFAN
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Put down your IG and look through my lens
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And that’s Scottsdale, baby
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Had to be there
NBA Cobwebs (@NBACobwebs) profile pictureNBA Cobwebs
@NBACobwebs7 Oct 2025
October 7, 2003: Rookie LeBron James (age 18) of the Cleveland Cavaliers plays in his first NBA game—a 100-96 preseason victory over the Detroit Pistons. James finished with 8 PTS/7 AST/3 REB/2 BLK in 26 minutes.
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Is Baker Mayfield the best QB ever
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Sam Amico (@AmicoHoops) profile pictureSam Amico
@AmicoHoops25 Sep 2025
Suns’ Devin Booker: Last two years were toughest of my career hoopswire.com/suns-devin-boo…
Suns’ Devin Booker: Last two years were toughest of my career

Suns’ Devin Booker: Last two years were toughest of my career

Following the trade of Kevin Durant and buyout of Bradley Beal, the Suns are now unquestionably Devin Booker’s team once again.

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Politicking with pagans
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Tonight we dining where?
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If anyone wants to do a WNBA playoff bracket pool plz let me know
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That was high art @SNFonNBC
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Does Mike McDaniel last through Thanksgiving in MIA? Cc: @Ctlawver13
100%No
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Best division in football
100%NFC North
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