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Sensitive Young Man | Honorary Florida Man | Deport them all | Gulag advocate | Satirical account

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Joined October 2012
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“I have seen a viral hologram of him…quoting crime statistics.” “Not Anonakin. He wouldn’t.”
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I had a call with my Grandma the other day, I asked her: “Have you voted?” “Of Course! All Republican!” “Great to hear! how did you remember?” “Trump has been texting me and emailing me all the time, I don’t want to disappoint him” I love you grandma! ❤️
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"Anakin, I understand you're angry, but calling Master Windu that word is unacceptable." "Don't worry, master. When I lived on Tatooine, another kid gave me a pass."
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Sorry Annakin but the galaxy is too overpopulated for you to have children with Padme But yes, we are going to continue importing billions of Jawa's and Tuscan Sand people. Anyone can be a Jedi if they come here legally
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“I don’t like sand people. They litter and blast speaker music wherever they are. Not to mention displace American workers and scam”
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TRVKE I received this morning:
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‘Deportations? Restore Britain? Something about an oak door? Anakin, you’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path my friends won’t let me follow!’
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"Anakin nationalism is evil!" "From my point of view the Chamber of Commerce Republicans are evil!"
“Anakin we are a GALAXY of IMMIGRANTS!”
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“Anakin we are a GALAXY of IMMIGRANTS!”
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Sending this to all my buddies
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Mace HUSSEIN Windu
“You killed the 70 IQ sand people that raped and killed your mom but you were angry when you did it. That’s the difference between you and me. When I wage war on an entire galaxy on behalf of a corrupt senate to help planets dodge their trade obligations all while completely failing to sense the one Sith Lord right under my nose, I do it with rainbow flags and diversity.”
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President Trump FIRES BACK at a reporter who questioned his health: “You’re disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell!” Boom. Roasted.
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Replying to @GovernorVA
You are utterly racist and sexist regarding White men. Shame on you!
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Sorry Annakin but the galaxy is too overpopulated for you to have children with Padme But yes, we are going to continue importing billions of Jawa's and Tuscan Sand people. Anyone can be a Jedi if they come here legally
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A ver que están twitteando los japoneses
君のチンチンは私のチンチンよりも大きいかもしれないが、 君の脳みそは私の金玉よりも確実に小さいな。
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“Anakin, you can’t hate the Tusken Raiders for killing your mom. They are peaceful and culturally enriching Tatooine. The Republic can’t cut benefits because it helps the poor Raider refugees raise a family. You on the other hand are not allowed to start a family, even though you are our strongest soldier.”
"Look, Anakin. I get to marry and have kids because my species has a low birth rate o algo. You don't because, even though you're special, we don't think you deserve to have a wife. Have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps?"
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“Allyship” and “Woman” being words of the year in 2021 and 2022 should tell you how grim things really were were during those years
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Nick Fuentes would've told Julius Caesar to surrender to Pompey in order to create a real Roman dictator.
Nick Fuentes says he welcomes the upcoming leftist wave because it will destroy the extremely corrupt right-wing “nationalist” leaders. “Netanyahu, Milei, Bolsonaro, Orban, Farage, Meloni, and Trump should all be in JAIL. They should all go to PRISON.” 🔥
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Unbelievable trvke. “The dialogue is corny!!” What are you afraid of? What are you trying to protect yourself from?
the reason millenial nerds feel a compulsion to shit on the star wars prequels, despite the obvious cinematic brilliance, is they are played entirely earnest. there is no jim from the office winking at the camera, which makes them excruciating to the irony poisoned millenial mind
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