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mel

@TheRealSimba
Joined June 2011
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Me, only ever working three (3) days a week.
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No I actually sleep better with this pile of unfolded laundry next to me
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How many times will I have to take my sweet little bod to the grocery store
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i’m aging like an ok wine
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normalize liking to read pretentious difficult books and still being stupid
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Libras: they don’t get my aesthetic Friend: what do you mean Libras: like it’s either a dive bar or the Ritz ok, everything in between is boring
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I don’t drink caffeine to wake up. I wake up to drink caffeine.
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In awe of this vibe
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I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard
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bro they should like make a go fund me that all of the americans pay a certain percentage into every year, and then we use that to cover all of our healthcare, almost like one big risk pool. it would be, like, universal.
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New post 😌😏 pics came back , go check em out 🥰 @TheRealSimba
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being so clueless is so fun sometimes like what do u mean
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i hope this email finds you not mad at me
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ALCOHOLISM BISEXUALITY
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Should i make my life good or bad can’t decide
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stopped caring.
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nobody’s thinking about that weird thing you said. they’re thinking about a different weird thing you said that you didn’t even clock
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Cannot think of an activity more desirable than Getting Coffee and Walking Around
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late stage capitalism:)
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