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Advocate of the High Court of Kenya, sometimes Writer.

Everywhere, but mostly Nairobi
Joined September 2012
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"Nilibuy na 15k. But kwa shop ni 30k." ~A Kenyan Proverb.
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“Until death, all defeat is psychological."
Can a 29-year-old start all over again?
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Now that we're talking about funny interactions with bolt drivers 😂😂😂here's last week Thursday.
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one direction was right. because i have been thinking about it lately. it does drive me crazy. just how fast the night changes
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U could type the exact name of a song on Instagram including everyone who produced it and it still wouldnt show up
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"we regret to inform you " you will regret informing me
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Me after dropping off my baby with strangers she has never met before to go buy mkorogo Dubois
Nila has decided to set up a nursery that will be completely free for mums around town who would want to go about their errands and pick their babies later in their ongoing CBD branch. What do you think?
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eu bêbada no meio do rolê olhando as atualizações do twitter
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i want them to do a john tucker must die remake with tyriq withers as john tucker
This is killing me because I know he RAN to that mic
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sometimes it feels like 2019 was the last normal year. ever since, everything’s been falling apart. everyone’s anxious, time moves too fast, and nothing feels real anymore. it’s like the world disappeared overnight and we’re all still adjusting.
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You will rarely find anyone who is well spoken that isn’t intelligent..
Being well spoken and being intelligent are two completely different things. I've met some incredibly articulate idiots
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I’m missing my own birthday party because im stranded in Denver But my friends are holding it down for me
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Kilimani and Kileleshwa included. This is not a joke.
All buildings that have come up during Sakaja's tenure needs to investigated!! There will be so many more collapses in the coming years. Alot of constructions have probably been done with alot of corners cut. This is devastating to the citizens of this country. Impunity = death
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This is the Nigerian Christmas movie I need somebody to produce🤧 A Nigerian Christmas romance about an independent, 30+ career-driven Igbo woman in tech who lives in Lagos or Abuja and travels home to the East for Christmas. While there, she meets a handsome, decent, hardworking Igbo man. Not an Odogwu paranran, please. Just a genuinely good-looking, charming, family-oriented man. I need the movie to capture EVERYTHING about Christmas in the East: the festivities, village celebrations, Ogene, markets, food, music, family gatherings, beautifully built mansions and all the Christmas excitement. I want the full experience! Her parents should be wealthy business owners in Aba, perhaps dealing in building materials or lace fabrics. The love interest, on the other hand, should be a man who studied engineering but resigned from his offshore job to take over his late father’s spare-parts business. He’s muscular and charming, with younger sisters in university whom he’s very protective of. Now, here’s how I want them to meet: Her father’s driver falls ill just as she’s arriving for Christmas, so her father asks a family friend to pick her up from the Port Harcourt airport. Our handsome man volunteers to do the honours. 😂 He’s actually the son of one of her father’s longtime friends, but she doesn’t know him because he only became close to her father after she’d moved away for work. Following his father’s death, he took over the family business and began leaning on her father for advice, which strengthened their relationship. And please, let it be LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT for him. The moment he sees her at the airport, he’s gone. Her case is different, though. 😂 She’s got an attitude, is independent, a little difficult to impress and absolutely not looking for a relationship. I need the slow burn, the Christmas romance, the family dynamics, the Igbo culture and, above all, a beautiful love story that makes you want to pack your bags and go home for Christmas. PLEASE, SOMEBODY MAKE THIS MOVIE!😭🤧
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november doesn’t even have afternoons, you eat lunch then it’s almost tomorrow
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This is nothing. In Nairobi we have the world's largest and most advanced flood management system - the sun
Despite recent heavy rainfall, Tehran’s advanced flood management system—featuring over 735 kilometers of primary networks and underground tunnels—performed flawlessly, safely channeling stormwater away from the city. Engineering excellence in service of urban resilience. 🌧️ #Tehran #Infrastructure #UrbanResilience #Iran
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It never once occurred to me that I was the internet explorer
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I’m at the ATL airport and my @Delta flight has been continuously delayed because they can’t find another pilot. It’s midnight and they don’t know when or if they’ll find another pilot but won’t give out hotel vouchers until the flight is cancelled, which they can’t say when that’ll happen. This is a hot mess for Americans. One of them just said, “pick another flight…pick another transportation secretary.” 🤷🏾‍♂️
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🤣🤣🤣
I’m sure everyone will enjoy the moment that changed Mississippi forever!! @scott_colom I guess Mississippi Matters now huh?? 😂🔥
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Apart from Nairobi, we have a bloated sense of grandeur as Kenya when it comes to our cities. I’m in Mwanza and it’s bigger, cleaner and more advanced than Mombasa and Kisumu combined.
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So, this is what it would have been like if they’d had mobile phones on the Titanic?
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