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Every year, between Dussehra and Diwali, I feel depressed. Fuck, I don't know why, but there's always this weird sadness during these days. It happens every single year.
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कांग्रेस को कब समझ आएगा कि समस्या EVM या बैलेट पेपर नहीं, शहजादे खुद हैं?
जनता ही वोट नहीं देगी, तो मशीन बदलने से क्या होगा भाई? 😏
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Aryabhatta invented 0 to count the number of seats congress won.
#MLCElections
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Captain Smit Machchhar brings glory to India, receiving the UAE’s First Class Order of Zayed II.
Strange how LoP @RahulGandhi has time to tweet on everything under the sun, except celebrating an Indian hero's bravery. Disappointing. 🤔
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Funny Part:
Congress lost all 4 seats in Karnataka MLC Elections and that too with ballot paper 😂🤡
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Then: Congress had sent a 4-point charter to the President demanding ballot papers
Now: Latest 28 MLC election results where paper ballots were used
Congress tally: 0 seats.
Shifting goalposts won’t fix broken ground connect. Ballots don’t save you when voters reject you Mr Pappu
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Firing inside Gurdwara Sahib premises in Punjab?
Absolute disgrace!
Back-to-back sh00ting incidents at Jagraon’s Gopalsar Gurdwara & Rajaona Kalan’s Manji Sahib show gangsters and criminals now rule the roost under @AAPPunjab's watch.
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Visited an SBI branch today and had a humbling moment that really made me pause.
The clerk counter looked completely empty from where I was standing. Assuming she hadn’t arrived yet, I walked up to the security guard and asked, “Bhaiya, clerk counter pe ma’am nahi aayi hain kya?”
He politely looked back and said, “Sir, wo wahin baithi hain, aap jaiye wahan.”
Confused, I walked closer and looked over the counter and realized my mistake. She was right there at her desk, working. She was a little person, and the teller counter was built unusually high, which made her completely out of sight from a few steps back.
Instantly felt a wave of embarrassment for jumping to conclusions so quickly.🥲
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Remember when sending even a small parcel via Indian Railways meant standing in endless lines, dealing with touts, and chasing porters at chaotic stations?
Today, Indian Railways is launching door-to-door parcel delivery through the Rail Parcel App!
Under previous regimes, basic modernization felt impossible. Today, Modi Govt is genuinely working at your doorstep. What a turnaround!
economictimes.indiatimes.com…
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Only one side of Chandni Chowk’s walkway was used for the march. Not a single shop was shut. Traders extended their support because the march was well-organised and disciplined, not anarchic.
You should understand that democratic protest does not require disrupting businesses or inconveniencing the public. There is a difference between making your voice heard and creating chaos.





























