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Hi, I’m an armored critical incident vehicle. Don’t worry, I’ll only be used for defense. Let’s be friends. Hands up! I mean high five. Ha ha ha ha.

Joined March 2022
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It’s me. I’m ✨the investment✨
We’ve made a deliberate large investment in public safety + our results are at a different level than any other municipality in NJ. Whether it’s the Fire Department or Police Department - our first responsibility to our residents is safety + actions speak louder than words
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Jersey City, are you testifying at City Hall tonight? Come say hi! Ha ha. I am waiting outside for you. We are friends. Don’t upset me, please, you won’t like it.
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Hello friend, a gentle announcement that I am available for future public appearances. I cost $430,000 please don’t forget about me, friends.
What if we told you we have the Amy DeGise hit-and-run video? 👀 @RealGardenState
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I want to get out and stretch your legs I mean stretch my legs ha ha thank you see you soon
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Please. Please who? Police, let us in!
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Twitter marked me as spam but I’m back now, don’t worry! Please don’t report my account!! Online bullies make me feel defensive. You won’t like when I feel defensive. Don’t worry though, let’s just be friends!!
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Hi I’m new here, I’d like to meet people in Jersey City. Can we be friends? Stay where you are, I can come right up to your window.
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