Samantha Tolson (Parody)

A late evening Halloween, invite only, masquerade ball was my entertainment last night... Might've had too much to drink...but I know I enjoyed myself.

Nah. Good on ya, kid. Clusterfuck matches are just that, clusterfucks. Everyone put up a premium effort. Except Mosh. That costume was not only a terrible idea, but very much non-Mosh-like. Man of Steel? To quote a friend... ...Oh Lawd....

❓ You’re trapped in a movie universe. Which one would you love the most? 💬 Oh my...no idea, really. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ do u have like a max time before u respond to dms? 💬 No, just mostly when I have time and can do so properly. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ i bet the person u like gets the sweetest version of u 💬 There's actually a lot of people I like in various ways. That said, I'm not always the sweetest person, also in various ways. Take that as you wish. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ ur the reason i grin at my phone in public 💬 Aww, that's sweet. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ have u experienced love bombing 💬 I don't know what that is, so I'm gonna say no. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ in ur opinion should the man pay everything in the relationship? 💬 Absolutely not! #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ Do you still dance? How do I set up a private dance? 💬 Unfortunately no, as I enjoyed the diversion from my normal routines. As to a private dance, hard to answer an anonymous request. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ Have you ever had sex with a pregnant woman before? Would you? 💬 No, and no. This is kinda stupid if I'm honest. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ admit it u like it when people check on u 💬 Most do. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

❓ When you say nice to be shown it, what kind of actions make it actually feel real to you? 💬 Oh gosh, I don't know. Probably depends on the person, the action, and the moment. #tellonym tellonym.me/samantha_tolson/…

Let's see what the anons have for me this time. tellonym.me/samantha_tolson

Been awhile since a new shirt release. So, here ya go.

I have silent opponents, and very loud opponents, upcoming. While they prattle on, or they remain quiet, it doesn't matter. Words are just that, words. I prefer actions, so I'll be ready to defend my titles and win these upcoming matches by putting in effort.

Five titles concurrently. For the third time.

Once again, your powers of deductive reasoning, or more specifically lack thereof, fail you. It's not going to be pretty for any ofnus, including your latest meal ticket. That's exactly what I need for it to be.

I love my home in Las Vegas, but I won't feel bad about a small, singular moment on a Florida beach with the newest title belt and a bottle of beer.

Credit where it's due. @TheVIPMosh you put up one hell of a fight. But I told you this would happen. In a fair fight, on this night, I would not be denied. #AndNew