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Theater nerd creative type. #Writing | #Standup | #VoiceOver | #Casting | #Directing | #Producing. I make full cast graphic #audiodrama and #sketchcomedy.

Los Angeles
Joined August 2020
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They say that you shouldn't do hallucinogenics. But they are six-foot-tall bunny rabbits in top hats so their argument is a bit loaded.
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Come on guys, not everything is anchient aliens. Modern aliens mess with shit too.
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Back in my day the Devil rocked. Now hes doing Sam Smith shit. Lets get the Devil the help he needs to get back on top.
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Oddly the answer is simular. Low IQ people think they understand politics. And high IQ people also think they understand politics only knowing the effort is futal.
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I know right, when was the last time you had a high five that really connected.
Doesn't anyone believe in bromance anymore?
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A man who acts as his own lawyer is a fool... To that I object, let the record show that that last statement was hearsay.
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I never met a cheese I didn't like.
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My handcrafted paper doily business failed because I didn't cut enough corners.
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I'm at an age now where i can't tell between high beams or regular lights on a vehicle
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I am officially switching to an ecconomy of cheese. Hence forth I will only except currency in the form of grated, shredded, sliced or block.
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Im in pre-pre development of my next film project. Its a great comedy script. Which do you feel more excited to see? - live action actors in an animated world (think Cool World). Or hand drawn cell animation shot on a traditional multiplane camera (think Bambi).
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Thank you for this reminder. I need to get started on my costume this year Im going to be a slutty optimus prime.
Friendly reminder there’s only 302 days till Halloween .
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Your honor I was being Ratatouilled at the time
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Thats what they want you to think.
I am in charge of my cock
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If there were 25 hours in the day. I bet most guys would use that extra hour to think about sex stuff.
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If you smell marijuana in your nieghborhood,here's what to do: 1. Mind your business
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Glad it's a new year. I was running out of days on my calendar.
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When did conspiracy theorys become spoilers warnings?
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Back at you man, may the new year be break out and scratch free for us both.
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Wishing you a very happy STD free New Year Shawn! 🍻🥳
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What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except the STDs. Or something like that.
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