@TheStatsRobot

I do stats, medsci, plants. Biostatistician. Rōnin malewife. I live alone and drink a lot of tea. he/him. 5'3 (derogatory)

 Denver, CO
Joined October 2012
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"Brendon why do you block conservatives, even if they are moderate and friends with people you know?" "This isn't a national park. You have no right to be in my eye line, reactionary."
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marvièn
@mvn_dn5h
if i attend your halloween party dressed as her it means i won’t be staying long
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We've just been getting banger after banger. More rallies please.
Democrats
@TheDemocrats2h
A screenshot of Trump looking up, mouth agape, while raising his hand and pretending to shove something in his mouth.

ALT A screenshot of Trump looking up, mouth agape, while raising his hand and pretending to shove something in his mouth.

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This is only going to get worse. Asking your AIs to tell you the votes and it just comes up with whatever.
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The cool thing about Texas and Ohio not tracking registration is you can choose your own adventure into literally anything being true.
Anderson Clayton☀️@abreezeclayton20h
if all the twitter election data nerds don’t stfu lol
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The conservatives understand that the votes cast now fully count, right? Their hypothetical "future votes" don't count for double because they hit the minigame combo bar at the exact right moment for the mega bonus zone.
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The cheesecake factory-gate is just a little taste of what the Obama era was like. Trump sats 20 horrible things a day but every word out of Obama is a dagger to the heart of conservatives and must be punished
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Futurama did it 15 years ago
Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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We are down to 2 Alien cast members and 2 original Trek cast members...
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He's only posting the in person Nevada votes and ONLY hours where republicans are in the lead. Like the weekend never even happened.
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Half of these have to be made up, right?
theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲🎃@theoluminatiOct 26
levels of internet personalities of the lib-left both by extremism & how increasingly online you need to be to recognize them
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Topples a dictator but twitter is just talking about twinkdeath again
Pvnished Correa@SoldadodeCorreaOct 26
This is terrifying
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Lemmie just give you the last four digits of my card, the exact balance, my address and....
Jack
@jackals__Oct 25
This is a horrifying thread
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Actually no, in movies they tape a bunch of cats together for horses.
Spectra 😈👻 VCVLT 𖤐
@spectrademonicaOct 25
my husband was today years old when I told him that every horse they use in movies is female because giant horse penis flopping around would be insanely distracting to the audience
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I am of course the first person to do this
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Luckily the supreme court is the only bulwark of democracy in that country, so I don't think so.
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These people are fucking deranged.
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We're getting a prelude to what next Tuesday is going to look like on Con ET
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Lula on the margin in better, but his buddy buddy closeness with Putin precludes any celebration.
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Washington Primary Hater@drunkelectionsOct 25
A lot of people who've never been to Brazil in their lives are going to be very very mad about tn
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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
@nikicagaOct 25
At the national parliament where there's a massive celebration happening
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