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Matthew Stoklosa

@TheStocky

They say we only use 10% of our brains. And that's a lie. Staff writer, the premiere website online

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Joined September 2011
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A Pope from Chicago? Another huge win for the Poles. Sorry, that's just how this works.
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This speech is gross as fuck good lord.
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Wait the question was on childcare and I actually care about that now. Can we moderate this shit?
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Was having an awful day and my mood has suddenly become much better.
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I am proud to announce my new split fandom between the Seattle Mariners and the Milwaukee Brewers. It's been a shit ride White Sox.
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@whitesox31 Aug 2023
OFFICIAL: Chris Getz has been named senior vice president/general manager of the Chicago White Sox.
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My transition to becoming a Brewers fan or something has been delayed by a year or so.
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@whitesox22 Aug 2023
The Chicago White Sox announced that Ken Williams, executive vice president, and Rick Hahn, senior vice president/general manager, have been relieved of their responsibilities, effective immediately. The White Sox will begin a search for a single decision maker to lead the baseball operations department and anticipate having an individual in place by the end of the season.

ALT The Chicago White Sox announced that Ken Williams, executive vice president, and Rick Hahn, senior vice president/general manager, have been relieved of their responsibilities, effective immediately. The White Sox will begin a search for a single decision maker to lead the baseball operations department and anticipate having an individual in place by the end of the season.

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#ImAVirgo is so good. @BootsRiley is so insanely creative and compelling. And every member of the cast just kills it. 10/10
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Replying to @GameOfRosesPod
@GameOfRosesPod the sauce wars are getting out of control youtu.be/d6dsljQTgGs
Best In Dough | Official Trailer | Hulu

Best In Dough | Official Trailer | Hulu

Wells Adams and Daniele Uditi are up for a little saucy competition...

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@tedo_alternate and so it begins
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Watched Tenet finally. Can someone just enroll Nolan in a PhD physics program already? The guy is calling out for help.
Replying to @GameOfRosesPod
@GameOfRosesPod the tings!!!!!!
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Hey @ward32chicago are you going to address the fact a random group no one knows anything about is trying to put armed patrols in your ward with absolutely no oversight? blockclubchicago.org/2021/12…
Armed Private Security Officers Could Start Patrolling Bucktown This Week, But Organizers Won’t Say...

Armed Private Security Officers Could Start Patrolling Bucktown This Week, But Organizers Won’t Say...

BUCKTOWN — Armed private security guards are expected to begin patrolling a section of Bucktown on Wednesday, according to emails sent by leaders of the

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Now I'm not saying a sub .500 team should be ranked, but it's be awesome. Rank us you cowards! #Illini
I aged 20 years after those 9OTs. Peak Illini football
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White Sox in 5
When you're super into Halloween, you gotta work early on convincing your wife to do a coordinated costume. The trick is, tell her we can incorporate the dog so she goes along with it.
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Dear Blue Angels, Stop flying over my house. You're freaking out my dog. He is not impressed by your antics.
@Eve6 please save us from awful baseball crossed with music takes.
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@jonmorosi19 Jul 2021
Fellow @foofighters fans, I need some help here! As I said on air, Dave Grohl is the Shohei Ohtani of rock stars, and Shohei Ohtani is the Dave Grohl of @MLB. I’m done hearing the comps to Babe Ruth. Ohtani has Grohl-esque versatility. @MLBNetwork @Cut4
A coworker asked if I wanted to shoot some pool down in the hotel bar. Nah dude, the bachelorette is on. #BacheloretteABC
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I love how the premise of Pitch Perfect is "this girls have never heard of a mash up before." Also the fact they are trying to sell me on Anna Kendrick being an "alt girl" but she loves generic pop and mash ups.
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