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Shark Facts: Statistically, you are a more likely to be killed by a statistician than by a shark
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All these people in the thread talking about the shark eating you do not understand how much eating an entire person is going to impact a shark's time for the triathalon.
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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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@TheTechShark Airport scanner is trouble for the average shark 🦈
This is what the skeleton of a hammerhead shark looks like. (Image courtesy the #scanallfishes project / @Fishguy_FHL.)
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Manta rays filter tiny plankton from the water column – even those smaller than their filter pores ow.ly/5HmY30lYXMM
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@TheTechShark Salad 🥗 with that?
We’ve discovered a shark that eats plants as a side dish to shellfish newscienti.st/2ChtFkJ
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Shark Facts: Statistically, you are a more likely to be killed by a statistician than by a shark
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@TheTechShark Might have been one bad shark 🦈 ten times. Or is it a quota thing? nitter.gq/conradhackett/status/1…
We worry about the wrong things. Exhibit A: #SharkWeek
People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
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@TheTechShark and Techno obs. nitter.gq/qikipedia/status/10183…
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@TheTechShark More than that if you count the teeth in the fish it eats! nitter.gq/qikipedia/status/10106…
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I’ve got a fun challenge... does your roommate bring you dead birds? Or scratch the arms on your sofa? Let’s go!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=udm5jU… a giant shark movie WITH Ruby Rose in it!?!?
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@TheTechShark If only they just asked nicely! nitter.gq/newscientist/status/10…
There is only one anti-shark tool for surfers that seems to work bit.ly/2kBogJq
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@TheTechShark and what do they call humans? nitter.gq/qikipedia/status/99936…
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Sharks found to be the best at hide and seek!
This one even hid on land apparently!
🦈 nitter.gq/newscientist/status/98…
Lost shark seen for first time in a decade – in a fish market bit.ly/2ELb78q
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Report: Sharks To Only Kill 10 People This Year But One Of Them Will Be You trib.al/4qWbejt





















