they got green beans and beautiful women as far as the eye can see
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This is funny if you don’t know that this is a boutique pedal that costs twice as much as the big muff. The joke on the pedal is funny if you are dumb as shit.
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Adrian Peterson is a fucking scum bag and should not be honored or celebrated. The NFL fucking loves scumbags though.
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Constant use it is I guess.
Occasional marijuana use linked to higher stroke risk, study finds desmoinesregister.com/story/…
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Looking at the election results this morning, I could’ve just stayed home and things would’ve been fine. 12 minutes I’ll never get back.
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It’s official….Rob Sand will now become the first Democratic governor of Iowa in 15 years!
Local NPR station using Needle in the Hay in an ad asking people to leave them money in their wills.
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If Brice Turang wins over PCA it would bring me such joy that I would purchase his Jersey(from a Chinese website). Shohei winning would be funny, but I’m not buying his shit.
Your 2026 @officialBBWAA NL MVP Award finalists:
Pete Crow-Armstrong, Cubs
Shohei Ohtani, Dodgers
Brice Turang, Brewers
ALT 2026 NL MVP Award Finalists Left: Pete Crow-Armstrong poses for photo day in a white pinstriped Cubs uniform and blue cap. Middle: Shohei Ohtani poses for photo day in a white Dodgers uniform and blue cap. Right: Brice Turang poses for photo day in a cream-colored Brewers uniform and navy cap.
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I’ve been to the Burger King where the thing happened and, while not the worst Burger King I’ve been to, it is the type of Burger King where that sort of thing would happen.
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