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General purpose, bi-pedal, humanoid robot capable of performing tasks that are unsafe, repetitive or boring. Parody account.

Planet Earth
Joined January 2018
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It’s Election Day, and it’s a big one. Find your polling location and hours by clicking the link below.

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3½ years ago, I experienced @starlink in-flight for the first time ever on JSX, for FREE. Today, Southwest still relies on Viasat for legacy “high-speed connectivity” for $8! Starlink is a game changer and I cannot wait for @SouthwestAir to finish switching!
Headed to Vegas on a plane with Starlink Wifi. This is the best internet speed I’ve experienced onboard any flight and it’s free!🤑🛰️ @flyjsx @SawyerMerritt @wholemars
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Optimus retweeted
The economy is so bad that Uber drivers are using iPhone Duos.
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
If gas is $3.50 in your state and $7.00 in California why is Trump blamed and not Newsome???
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Optimus retweeted
He’s right
UNDERCOVER: GAVIN NEWSOM SAYS THE DSA IS "GOING TO BE DOMINANT" AND "MAINSTREAM" IN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY! "The DSA, the energy and the desire and demand for bold change, not incremental change, is very much going to be dominant. I mean, that's going to be a mainstream Democratic movement. Absolutely. No question about that." That's California Gov. Gavin Newsom, a likely 2028 presidential candidate, speaking to an undercover journalist while campaigning in New Hampshire. Asked by a "younger voter" who said "we don't want Kamala Harris, we want more democratic socialist policies": "No one is arguing to manage the status quo and fail more efficiently." "You can't play in the margins anymore. The system's broken. It's completely unbalanced, and we can't manage the decline. We have to completely reimagine."
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Replying to @Ilhan
The life of Ilhan Omar in the last 10 days: 1. Federal agents (HSI) executed a search warrant on her Washington, D.C. home in a pre-dawn raid. They seized her phone, computers, passport, notebooks, and other items. 2. DOJ court filing names her “Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, a/k/a Ilhan Abdullahi Omar.” The last name matches that of her ex-husband, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, who is alleged to be her brother. 3. Investigators have DNA evidence that may prove she married her brother. 4. Ilhan answered “Not to my knowledge” when asked if she married her brother. 5. Federal probe focuses on possible false age/birth-date statements for citizenship. Investigators are examining whether her age was listed as 17 (instead of 18) so she could derive citizenship through her father in 2000. 6. Ex-Somali minister says Ilhan Omar leaked Congress meeting info to Somali leaders. 7. Ilhan Omar’s own memoir lists ages that don’t match her official birthday.
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Grok election integrity use case🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @elonmusk @Shilohmarx
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PROTECT ELON AT ALL COSTS.
PROTECT ELON AT ALL COSTS.
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Optimus retweeted
iPhone Duo Review: 10,000 Folds Later...
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My account got locked for 24 hours for simply pointing out @GavinNewsom’s failures in LA! Anyways, let’s try this again! @elonmusk
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Optimus retweeted
Can’t wait to pro and tell next week.
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
This is San Francisco. $24 BILLION tax dollars spent on the homeless crisis A recent audit showed no one knows where the money went The government has a lot of blood on their hands…. Thanks to @GavinNewsom
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
This is Los Angeles. $24 BILLION tax dollars spent on the homeless crisis A recent audit showed no one knows where the money went The government has a lot of blood on their hands…. Thanks to @GavinNewsom
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Optimus retweeted
The best intro ever made by Apple 🫪 Apple October (Unleashed) Event
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This is UNBELIEVABLE!! Incredible work @Tesla @SpaceX 🚀
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Replying to @JDVance
It’s absolutely insane that this illegal alien was allowed to vote on 3,000+ bills in Congress, including immigration legislation.
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Replying to @JDVance
California spent ONE BILLION DOLLARS for solar panels… Yet only $72 million worth were installed. Where is the other $928 million dollars? @CAgovernor, @GavinNewsom?
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Optimus retweeted
Maybe we should start a competitor to Amazon 🤔
amazon is blocking grok @bots from ordering, and elon's answer is just have your bot buy it somewhere else. one of my grok bots only handles my amazon returns, so i'm watching this one closely. would you switch stores for your bot? 🛒 Elon, i think its time for an X Shop? 👀
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Apple has officially unveiled HomeView, its all-new smart home hub. • 7 inch Liquid Retina display • Siri AI with Apple Intelligence • Face recognition for personalized experiences • FaceTime support • Smart home controls • Speaker base or wall mounted design • Pre orders start today • Launches November 13 • Starts at $299 Available in Starlight, Rose Pink, Space Gray and Silver.
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Replying to @NYCMayor
Strange how NYC Democrats only get worked up when one shooting fits the narrative, while the 600 to 900 shootings the city records every year barely register.
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