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A pirate doesn't say okey-dokey then, a pirate says argh!

Joined February 2013
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happy Moevember
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I will destroy every Vape Store and Gambling Site
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Show me a better sign than this.
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Major D retweeted
This is a must watch! #thesimpsons
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This country used to be something to believe in
Coca-Cola introduces a new lemon flavor in an effort to compete with Pepsi Twist.
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Big ups to real American Hero: Joey Chestnut! @joeyjaws
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This line is everywhere now, so I’m claiming my lore.
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peak male performance
Well Marge, should I whack slow, or fast?
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Got another Compost, she learned this one from her grandpa after he escaped the care home to go gambling
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