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Major D
@TheTrueMajorD
A pirate doesn't say okey-dokey then, a pirate says argh!
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Joined February 2013
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Major D
@TheTrueMajorD
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Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson
Nov 1
happy Moevember
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Pan-Pizza: Watch Loki IRL
@RebelTaxi
Nov 1
I will destroy every Vape Store and Gambling Site
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Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson
Sep 2
No Context Brits
@NoContextBrits
Sep 1
Show me a better sign than this.
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Criminalsimpsons
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Our Funniest Eds
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Duffman
@simpsonsfeed
Jul 29
This is a must watch!
#thesimpsons
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Jay Karales
@LowresWB
Jul 24
This country used to be something to believe in
2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLive
Jul 24
Coca-Cola introduces a new lemon flavor in an effort to compete with Pepsi Twist.
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Barg'n Mart
@CannedCoochMart
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Major D
@TheTrueMajorD
Jul 4
Big ups to real American Hero: Joey Chestnut!
@joeyjaws
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Obsolete Sony
@ObsoleteSony
Jul 2
This line is everywhere now, so I’m claiming my lore.
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𝓗𝓪𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓷𝓮 𝓜𝓲𝓴𝓾 💙
@S0UND_0F_FUTURE
Jun 12
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Our Funniest Eds
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Our Funniest Eds
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Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson
May 11
peak male performance
Criminalsimpsons
@Criminalsimpson
May 11
Well Marge, should I whack slow, or fast?
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Jeremy.
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Linda's Strongest Soldier (Megadimension Arc)
@Watcher20047973
Apr 19
Got another Compost, she learned this one from her grandpa after he escaped the care home to go gambling
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Our Funniest Eds
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