Swirls The Time Cat

{Elementary, my dear Carrothead.}

*runs around biting a grey scarf in his mouth* {Ehehehehe.}

{Excuuuuuuuse me? But I can run circles around Carrothead's best punchlines!}

It's ridiculously cold and I am hogging the bathroom.

*crawls onto the couch , curling up in a ball to sleep*

*throws a disgruntled look at owner, hisses* {Shut it, Carrothead. I'm sleepy.}

*curls up on the sofa, growling*

@Tell_My_Dad >people names. Okay, you don't do that, but he's like the bratty kid in the playground.}

@Tell_My_Dad *he nuzzles her hand* {All I'm saying is this-- Void's just like you too. He's a lost little kid who resorts to calling >

@Tell_My_Dad *crawls up to her lap* {He doesn't know how to fight either.}

@Tell_My_Dad *hisses* {Are you shitting me? He's like Carrothead. Bit stupid when it comes to feelings and having a body.}

@Tell_My_Dad //See #PlotTwist.

//#PlotTwist: Void comes back in a convertible and yells at Jenny: "Get in the car, loser, we're going shopping!"

*prowls around the TL with a sign taped to his back* [FREE KITTY CUDDLES, GET THEM WHILE I'M IN THE MOOD, PEASANTS.]

@Tell_My_Dad *mews softly* {He's no better. He's a child himself too.}

//Jenny just killed me with laughter.

@Tell_My_Dad *he trots off towards her and reaches out a paw* {Hey, Major Blondie, don't feel bad about it...}

@Tell_My_Dad *he growls softly* {Oy vay}

@Tell_My_Dad *he purrs* {Ey, yo. I'm still ginger, hey!}

@Tell_My_Dad *he purrs, raising his tail* And so? There can only be one ginger in this household!