NFFC Presents: Battle City.

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Do keep in mind that he's nearly seven foot tall when swinging for the neck. but also please try not to actually kill someone if it can be a voided.

I'm much more of a violet/indigo than I am a pink. But I'm sure the roster won't resort to odd ractics to claim that title.

So, Battle City roster? Hunt him down at will. Once you'vee incapacitated him, the belt is yours, and so the target moves to you. Happy hunting.

We pay top tier money in our contracts because of the risk involved. Our medical care is impeccable, look at @DrSamuelTolson. With that said? Yes, we *do* expect you to fight the group of vagabonds, murderers, and ne'er do wells on top of a shipping container above a bay.

Battle City's bay water isn't dirty-- the sharks wouldn't be in there if it was.

Mr. Montes, look again at your contract, or perhaps have your mentor @RagingXRipley point it out for you. Your contact is generous, and by the standards of progression in your career? By those standards? You're indeed, swimming in money. I'm not going to lsiten to you whinge.

I'm going to make you hate your life.

None of you got me, so it's fine. Nice try though.

Purge through flame it is, then.

The constant threat of an upcoming apocalypse somewhere because people simply can't put things back where they found them.. Managing the bottomless pit of needy egos in this company? I almost live in my office.

We prefer cleansing flame.

Settle down. Priest is a man of reason, logic, and compassion.

You should know @SCUMMovement. We're sending one of ours to nip this silliness in the bud before it gets too serious. A Priest sounds incredibly appropriate to deal with your ilk.

I could, in fact, respond accordingly if you'd like.

As per several demands, @MiraCoburn_ is not allowed within Battle City limits. The grass dies around her, milk curdles, and for some reason the birds keep falling from the sky dead.

also, please stop phoning in reports of a nine foot tall reptilian monster stomping around the rooftops. That's just @MaraJadeMiller trying to find a spot to sunbathe, they'e cold blooded.