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I am Waluke

Joined February 2026
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Vote for Pooby I am Waluke
Replying to @d3str0yth3gam3
6%Lizzie
6%White Lily
88%Pooby
0%Gerson
33 votes • Final results
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vote for jeffy I am waluke
Replying to @d3str0yth3gam3
39%Jeffy
1%Rose
59%White Lily
71 votes • Final results
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Vote for me I an Waluke
Replying to @d3str0yth3gam3
83%Rose
9%Jenna
8%Waluke
64 votes • Final results
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purple beans are delicious
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thats my name don't wear it out
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Hello Marvin
“huh-?” [Marvin Joins ParodyTWT!]
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My pleasure! Well I'mma go test out this tv back at my house. Hope yo see you again another time! *Waluke grabs the tv and walks away*
! Holy sh- THANK YOU SO MUCH!
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Thank you very much, *Waluke buys the tv* and heres 100 extra dollars for your troubles
“….I mean it’s not really for sale but…Ah what the hell. You can have it.”
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Hmm, well I am interested in buying that tv from you. Is it for sale?
“Holy shit! I can’t actually believe you’re here! So what do you want to buy? We’ve got some sneak peeks available for only $2.5! And yes this is a discount for you.”
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Yes, it is I
“Hello there si- WALUKE????”
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good day sir.
Replying to @H3LLSKITCHEN_
And you give me some money. How’s that sound? I’ll even give you little sneak peeks to the future! All for the low low price of $5. So…What’ll it be?” [OPEN INTERACTION] #Smlptwt #Ptwt #Parodytwt #SmlParody #ParodyTwitter
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good evening gentlemen
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I think it's fair to introduce myself Hello, I am Waluke I'm an employee for applebees Also, Me and Waluis are not the same person, we're 2 different people. Well thats all you need to know about me, if you have any questions feel free to ask.
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