If you’ve lived city nights and country mornings, this is for you.
Waterloo, Ontario
Joined April 2021
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It’s about having an internal monologue so entertaining that you accidentally ignore the person standing directly in front of you.
It’s about having a landline, memorizing 15 phone numbers, and now forgetting your own postal code when someone asks
It’s about discovering that adulthood is mostly making appointments, paying bills, and hoping the weird noise in your car goes away by itself
It’s about how life can be falling apart in one room while something beautiful is happening in the next.
Its about realizing that not every opportunity is a blessing. Sometimes trouble just puts on a nice suit.
Its about discovering that the good life looks a lot less glamorous when you stop comparing it to everybody else's highlight reel
It's about trying to eat healthy while your brain keeps suggesting that one more cheeseburger probably won't make a measurable difference to the overall statistics
I don’t need to have all my ducks in a row. Just give me a coffee and I’ll find out what kind of birds we’re dealing with
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It's about working overtime to make extra money, then spending that extra money on takeout because you're too exhausted to cook. Congratulations, you've successfully employed a restaurant.
It's about discovering that the three most romantic words in a long-term relationship aren't I love you. Its I made coffee
Its about raising your daughter to be strong, independent, confident, and fearless, then discovering that her greatest superpower is making you feel stupid with one facial expression
It's about discovering that romance after twenty years of marriage is bringing home the right groceries without needing a follow-up phone call
It's about growing up in a generation where your father was the king of the castle, only to discover that in your marriage you're basically the royal groundskeeper with no voting rights.
It's about being asked if you remember the eighties and realizing the person asking considers the eighties historical research.