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Former Century Series/NYU T.O. - he/him All opinions do be my own.

Manhattan, NY
Joined November 2017
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Would you believe me if I told you my fantasy football league might unironically have 6+ claims on Kirk Cousins this week.
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Got a text from a friend today that reads "What is a Chrom wtf"
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Crowsong retweeted
This guy actually fucking sucks 😭😭😭
Number 1 gimmick league next year I can’t wait to try next year: Kicker only, completely normal except missed extra point is -1000 points
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Eagles fans are so funny because they’ll tweet this and then you look it up and Jalen Hurts had 90 passing yards
Bad day for the “Hurts is carried by Saquon, AJ, and Devonta” crowd
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Meanwhile in my league:
Week 4 MUST Start players in Fantasy Football… Get these guys in your lineup ASAP:
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Me, 0-3 to start the season but with 4 trades
The best part about fantasy football is trading, not winning Few understand this.
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Starting a new bit in my fantasy football newsletter purely to slander Caleb Williams to a bunch of impressionable semi fans.
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Spiderman spoilers: MY spiderman canonically listens to bad bunny hell yeah
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I'd call this Hurts slander if it wasn't right
Do you agree with @BillSimmons's 2026 QB rankings? 🤔
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I'm pretty out of the smash loop rn but are you guys actually mad about the Steve counter pick rule?? Y'all know that we've literally done this exact rule in prior games right, but even more egregious right?
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Like you are NOT ALLOWED to play MK on delfino in brawl. If you do not ban Delfino, and you are taken to it, you cannot play MK. Like this isn't new. It's proven to work.
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I don't think that many people on here are gonna care, but I made a original 151 starting 11 defense and offense today
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Just saw a LeBron/Jordan debate about Wolfe and Ray Rizzo and it ruined my night
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“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. And then we’ll beat your ass with them.
THE FIRST MULTI-GOAL WORLD CUP GAME BY A USMNT PLAYER SINCE 1930 🤩 Have a night, Folarin Balogun 🔥
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Just saw a dude be racist on marvel rivals with his discord linked. Oops bro now you're reported on BOTH platforms have fun
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Pookie out here making generational money
ESPN Sources: Offensive Player of the Year and Super-Bowl champion Jaxon Smith-Njigba reached agreement with the Seattle Seahawks on a four-year, $168.6 million contract extension that now makes him the highest-paid WR in NFL history.  The deal averages $42.15 million per year, and includes over $120 million guaranteed, both setting records for any wide receiver. The deal was confirmed by @WINSportsGroup.
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Super Bowl MVP RB Kenneth Walker is signing with Kansas City, per source.
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Unfortunately, F1 is very fun
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Just saw this unprompted on my tik tok guys we let Max breach containment we gotta do something about this
She’s just wifeslop bro. You only like her because you can see yourself spending the rest of your life with her
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No surprise that the Patriots returning to the Super Bowl coincides with a fascist crescendo in the country
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