Grumpy Dog

When I wag my tail, it's a sign that I'm happy. You'll see me wagging it in your funeral.

I hate being happy

What? You feel offended by what I said? Stop being a little bitch.

If you get the feeling that I hate you, it's probably true.

Whatever you say annoys me because I hate you.

I'll be biting your boner if you don't stop annoying me.

Lets play a game, lets see how long you can keep your mouth shut.

I would offer you as tribute.

Haylor broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares.

People who cough in public, especially those who don't cover their mouths, deserve to be euthanized.

I don't like morning people… or mornings… or people.

If you're happy and you know it.. Die.

Had fun once, it was awful.

Have you seen your face? I think it makes onions cry.

You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.

The amount of bullshit coming out from your mouth is more than I can handle.

You love Taylor Swift? I'm not letting you pat me anymore.

Lets play hide and seek! You should hide forever.

Oh please, "rawr" does not mean "i love you" in dino language. It means I'm gonna eat the fuck out of you.

You are so fat, I'm always around you no matter where I go.