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Arsenal fan and lover of the beautiful game. I try to have funny tweets but most are just bad jokes

Raleigh, NC
Joined October 2009
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#USMNT striker Folarin Balogun on his immediate reaction to red card: “I think it was just important to stay calm. I never want to react out of anger and out of emotion. There’s still lots of people we’re inspiring, little kids, boys and girls who are watching, and we have to show them the correct way to handle things, even when you think it's unjust.” On shaking ref’s hand postgame: “As said, you can feel like something, injustice can happen to you. It’s not an excuse to be disrespectful… I'm aware that the World Cup might be the first time a lot of American viewers are tuning in. So it's important just to show people, whether things happen to you, good or bad, just to continue to be yourself.”
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My favorite part about the World Cup is all my fellow Americans who don't watch soccer being unaware of the rules saying they are dumb. Like they forgot we have final 2 min of a basketball game, targeting, roughing the passer, goalie interference issues.
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Jordan Staal scoring the third goal for the @Canes in each game is a crazy stat. @joeovies @giglio_OG @Buccigross @spittinchiclets
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They used my video of @PKSubban1 going tarps off! What a game. What a sport.
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Congratulations on the win coach! @CCignettiIU
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David Aneser retweeted
From #CAAFB to @CFBPlayoff Champion 👏 Congratulations Coach Cignetti @CCignettiIU
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Started CAA play with a BANG! 🐦‍🔥 #PhoenixRising
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𝑪𝑨𝑨 𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑷𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺 🏆 Elon is your 2025 CAA Men’s Soccer champion! It is the first CAA Tournament title for the Phoenix! 🐦‍🔥 #PhoenixRising | #EUMSOC
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David Aneser retweeted
CAA CHAMPIONS has a nice ring to it!!!!🏆💪🔥⛳️ #ElonGolf #PhoenixRising
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NFL on Netflix + Beyoncé was the league reminding the NBA about Mark Cubans 2014 comments “The NFL is ten years away from an implosion”. They don’t forget. Ever.
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𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐆𝐎𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐄! @SportsCenter @mid_madness #phoenixrising #SALT
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🌪️🌪️Twisters Review🌪️🌪️ One of the best movies of all time. It is everything a movie is supposed to be. Every movie should be Twisters. If you’ve seen it you know what I mean. If you haven’t, chase it. 🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️/🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️
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David Aneser retweeted
I’d like to point out that when I was tackled, I held onto the bottle. Unlike this guy.
🚨🎨🛢️#WATCH: Multiple Just Stop Oil protesters STORM the 18th green at TPC River Highlands (via @SchefflerLegion)
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David Aneser retweeted
This is Pollyanna. Train's left the station. If you get rid of VAR/offside lines, first thing we (TV) are going to do it use them on broadcast to show mistakes. It'll publicly embarrass refs, leagues, and the game...and we'll be right back to pleading to "get the call right."
Replying to @AlexiLalas
No lines. The benefit of any doubt should be given to the attacker. Offside wasn't intended to be micro-analyzed. You can't tell me that a player being an inch offside has gained a material advantage that wouldn't have occurred any had been "onside" by today's definition.
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Play every major at Pinehurst.
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David Aneser retweeted
🚨🧔‍♂️🗣️ Scheffler on fans upset at the state of pro golf:“If the fans are upset, then look at the guys that left. We had a TOUR, we were all together & the people that left are no longer here. At the end of the day, that's where the splintering comes from.”
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let’s talk about NFL refs, part 362 the Eagles are 4-0 with Shawn Hochuli as the ref since Nick Siranni was hired (4-0 ATS as well) so let’s see how it’s playing out so far…. First half penalty distribution: 10 penalties for 75 yds on Bills 1 penalty for 5 yards on Eagles
Replying to @SharpFootball
Are the refs ever gonna call a penalty on the Eagles?
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Here's the thing: golf fucking rules. I don't know how this all will play out but I'm going to keep playing it with my friends and having a good time. I don't need to watch the pro game to do that. I just HOPE that I can still watch the pro game.
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David Aneser retweeted
Balogunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!! #USMNT
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There is nothing more public golf than being so mad at the group in front of you for playing slow and as soon as you reach them and they make an excuse you’re just like “yeah all good man no worries”
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