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SwaziiBoii🇿🇦🇸🇿

@TheePlayMaker10

⚽️ •Mid-20s. •Agnostic. (look it up) •Center-left/Social Democrat •Ethicist

 Soweto, South Africa
Joined June 2025
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Bumping into your former school teacher while you are struggling in life is worse than bumping into an ex. 😭😭🤞🏿
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That bird chickened out. 😭😭
Simge 🍂☔🍁 (@Simge_246) profile pictureSimge 🍂☔🍁
@Simge_24623h
😂😂😂
One of the best TV ads I've seen was by KFC, whereby that old man wipes his greasy hands on a boy's head, while saying "masokhulile uzoba ney'komo ey'ningi." To this day when I pass by KFC I think of it. 😭😭👍🏽
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doll face🧚🏽‍♀️🤍 (@refiloe_karabo) profile picture
doll face🧚🏽‍♀️🤍@refiloe_karabo12m
People do that there??
SwaziiBoii🇿🇦🇸🇿 (@TheePlayMaker10) profile pictureSwaziiBoii🇿🇦🇸🇿
@TheePlayMaker101h
Johannesburg CBD is the worst place to perform pranks. One mistake you are gunned down. 😭😭👍🏽
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Olerato🦁 ™️ (@Olerato007) profile picture
Olerato🦁 ™️
@Olerato00719m
Bathi ngiboqobele and a cup of coffee could make me feel better ❤️‍🩹
Image from Olerato🦁 ™️ (@Olerato007)
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Not with any woman though. You have to be quite special for this to happen. 😭😭
Derek 🪄❤️ (@KwabenaPumpkin) profile pictureDerek 🪄❤️
@KwabenaPumpkin21h
Only legends understands this😂
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I can't remember the last time I held physical money. 😭😭
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Nah, such statements annoy me even more. I get the purpose behind it, but let me process my disappointment in peace.
Lesh 👸🏽❤ (@LadyLionSA) profile pictureLesh 👸🏽❤
@LadyLionSA51m
I strongly believe in this saying: If you missed the bus, maybe you avoided an accident!
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I'm assuming it's being faked on paper. Now, what if you are already competent at the task?? 😭😭
Nyeleti✨ (@Nyeleti0606) profile pictureNyeleti✨@Nyeleti06064h
Faking a qualification is kinda crazy, just enrol and study?
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That time you are using an American language. The irony!! 😭😭👍🏽
Him 👨🏽‍💻 (@paulmhlongo_) profile pictureHim 👨🏽‍💻@paulmhlongo_Nov 6
SAns who use American metric system 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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He is a Chelsea legend rather Arsenal's.
Ken 👑 (@Kdhchels) profile pictureKen 👑
@Kdhchels14h
Fabregas was at Arsenal for 8 years, you didn’t see him crying when he left them.
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My theory: the ANC would have performed poorly regardless of who's leading it. The rot is deep deep.
Man’s NOT Barry Roux (@AdvoBarryRoux) profile pictureMan’s NOT Barry Roux
@AdvoBarryRoux2h
President Cyril Ramaphosa is reportedly considering stepping down following the ANC’s poor performance in two consecutive elections.
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And they are all based in the US, the richest country ever!
sammy (@_itzsammy) profile picturesammy
@_itzsammy14h
Every billionaire's "started in a garage" story conveniently skips the parental loans, elite connections, and safety nets. Bezos got $300k from his parents. Gates' mom sat on IBM's board. Musk's family owned an emerald mine. The garage is just aesthetics; the capital was inherited. Stop calling it self-made when it's generationally funded.
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sammy
@_itzsammy14h
Every billionaire's "started in a garage" story conveniently skips the parental loans, elite connections, and safety nets. Bezos got $300k from his parents. Gates' mom sat on IBM's board. Musk's family owned an emerald mine. The garage is just aesthetics; the capital was inherited. Stop calling it self-made when it's generationally funded.
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I know of one country where they wouldn't be bothered. 😭😭
Ariana (@Ariana7_9) profile pictureAriana
@Ariana7_912h
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Johannesburg CBD is the worst place to perform pranks. One mistake you are gunned down. 😭😭👍🏽
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Seeing a white person struggling is something I'm not used to yaz. 😭😭
Ntombi N (@AmoNtombi) profile pictureNtombi N
@AmoNtombi4h
Guys sebethatha yonke into😭
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Same difference.
R (@FCBR0dney) profile pictureR
@FCBR0dneyNov 7
Vicky Lopez is the female version of Lamine Yamal; she is a proper prototype. They both play for Barcelona 😭❤️
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I mean he could have used his bike to fetch the bag. 😭😭
Desiree (@DesireeAmerica4) profile pictureDesiree
@DesireeAmerica48h
Most thieves think a woman alone is an easy target until they run into someone who thinks three steps ahead. She left him looking stupid in the middle of the street.
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This will be my first Apartheid. Ma1k, what should I expect?? 😭😭
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That guy got up and casually walked to the goalpost as if it was going to be a simple tap-in. 😭😭👍🏽
Swearing Sports News (@SwearingSport) profile pictureSwearing Sports News
@SwearingSport19h
The worst 13 seconds of football ever played 🤣
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