Kyle James Theis

Is @SimonCowell an A list celebrity?

Went into the forest as a 👦🏻came out as a 👨🏻

I'm naming my first born son Aaronrodgers Theis

Happy bday my little bowl of hot Asian noodles @lizzie_waller #yourerightnexttome #fubrett&joe

Why can't people just make plans and stick to them....🏀⚾️

I hate people that don't prof reed there tweets....

Enough underage softball girls followed @kylewink13 to put together a whole team this weekend.#beast #smooth #confidenceskyhigh #prospects

Big league chew is like a middle school relationship. At first you're in love then your mouth just gets sore.

#teampam only because shes pamazing and I want to date her, even if I have pretendinitis.

Happy bday to this stud! Keep killing it out there

Sausage link or @juwanmccloud ???

Tyler behrendt or Steven Blake?

Feeling grateful. Love my team. Love my friends. Love my city.

Déjà vu. #StateBound🏀

When the Bucks barely beat the Lakers @Dlaw_3

You're not just another fish in the sea to me. Glad you're my friend❤️ happy bday bud. Onlee 4 u @LincolnJohnGrub

Submitted ten puns into a pun contest a couple days ago. Was hoping one of them would win, but no pun in ten did...@AlexKumbier57

Best friends, teammates, and brothers a guy could ask for! Thanks for all the memories #NeverForget

@TheisKyle: Bro you stay on that birthday shit! You trynna grow up little dawg, go get your shoes little dawg👟💥happy bday bud💥@asvpxmonty

There is very little bass in the song "All about that bass"