Husband. Father. Smartass. Stuff like that. Trump sucks!

Joined June 2025
OWIs will balance the budget in Milwaukee this week
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$100 says Bolsonaro ends up at Mar-a-lago
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You guys are doing it wrong because bartenders give me extra drinks
Some U.S. bartenders are handing intoxicated customers discreet ‘you’re cut off’ cards instead of announcing it in front of everyone. The cards reportedly tell customers to ‘leave quietly and no one will know.’ [H/T: hidden.ny]
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Serial killers are just people who spent too much time in traffic
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The right whines about everything. EVERYTHING. That's all they have. Being whiny fucking losers is their entire identity.
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Stop torturing yourselves
It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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“Have you voted yet?” We drive a Subaru and play NPR for our dog does that answer your question
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The whole police department is chasing me with guns drawn. This should be fun.
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Here’s 1300 words about why I don’t care about a comedian.
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Yeah about that… Oh sorry. Forgot we’re not supposed to talk about it. My bad
President Bush signs into law the Patriot Act, giving the United States government sweeping powers to spy on private citizens.
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So Trump’s closing argument is that high gas prices are good because his donors who run oil companies are making bank, Jon Husted has a nice ass but not quite as good as Nicki Minaj’s ass, after 7 months the Reflecting Pool is almost done, and we get a ballroom, arch and helipad.
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Penny watching them call Cheesecake Factory working class
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You guys can rent my house, sure. Mow the lawn and throw a fresh coat of paint on the garage while you’re there
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I hated AirB&B. What do you mean this is somebody’s home? “Don’t worry, it’s their 3rd home. They never use it” Is that supposed to make me feel better??
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Have you ever seen the electronic price tag change when you approach a product? I have
U.S. consumers aren't just frustrated with high prices. They're angry and confused about the increasingly high-tech ways that restaurant chains and major retailers are setting those prices. to.pbs.org/4i4Nhup
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That’s on you if you read 1300 words of a Trump post
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Congrats to Lilu on winning Brazil!
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Ed Blake retweeted
I’m so sorry but, the replies are 😘
Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚 The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. orlo.uk/S4Qel
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