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Joined March 2020
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in the end, it’s with whom you walk back home 💚
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We might clock a full shift without sending a single email. A historic win for humanity against capitalism.
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when your email can't find me
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Good time to take down Diwali decor and start with the Christmas decor
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I wanna wear this for new years 😍
HELLO SHARVARI STAR WAGH
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Wow, Sharvari 😍
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Even in this outage, Teams continues to perform seamlessly like the apocalyptic cockroach that it is.
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Bro this madarchod app could survive the apocalypse
なぜかteamsだけ生きてるのなぜ、teamsまできっちり殺せよ
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Dear Microsoft, No rush. Take your time. Spend time with your family. Prioritize your mental health. Happy Friday All Sincerely, Every corporate employee.😭
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teams e outlook instáveis em pleno horário comercial
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13th the Friday and no work, I love life
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What a day to be alive
Blessed to be a victim of the Outlook outage
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OUTLOOK IS DOWN OUTLOOK IS DOWN
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Anushka’s laugh is so funny 😭🫶🏼
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To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.
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Happy Friday 😍😍😍😍 #outlookdown
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I love Anushka bruh she’s sassy 😂😂😂❤️
Yup Anushka supporting other women being the girls girl she is lol 'main apni jaankari badhaungi' lmaoooo
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CUZ ITS ON A SUNDAY, YOU STUPID ASS BITCH
Easter isn’t a federal holiday btw
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He made it obvious he’s never been around women
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Why do weddings aesthetics now look like funerals
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