Posts from the Cable 54 bathroom stall. 🎸🔫

Washington, DC
Joined January 2021
🎶 Heard it from an insider who, heard it from an insider who, heard it from another you been short on canned food
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Agreed, my sources just told me to hunker down immediately. You need to be hunker-maxxing
I just talked to an even more inside insider. Prepare even more nowly.
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I just talked to an even more inside insider. Prepare even more nowly.
Just talked to an insider. Prepare now.
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Ladies: Are your social media feeds or those of your girlfriends telling you to freak out about some vague impending doomer situation? Just doing some research.
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thus spake gpt
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Waiting for mine to text me about preparedness (would be a nice break from true crime slop)
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Scot retweeted
Glenna did an unusual thing that people typically don't do: she checked a citation in a law review article to see whether the citation said what the authors claimed it did. She found that the citation said the opposite of what the authors claimed it did. She then asked the editor of the law review for a correction. The editor did not reply to the request. She then asked the authors for comment on the incorrect citation. The authors acknowledged that the citation was erroneous and regretted the error. The authors then insisted that the citation did not matter to their actual argument because nothing in their argument depended on the citation being right. Glenna then wrote a post explaining why the erroneous citation was in fact important to their actual argument, and why the erroneous citation also exposed a wider ignorance of the subject on which the authors were writing. (She claims, convincingly, that it's important to know what sex is in order to understand what sex discrimination is, and that being able to define what sex is is an inextricable aspect of knowing what sex is.) I consulted with some lawyer friends in a chat group who helpfully explained to me that no one ever reads footnotes, no one checks the underlying references, and no one cares if they are correct or not because law review articles like the one Murray and Shaw published are merely political advocacy masquerading as legal scholarship that no one reads, and therefore not to expect the Supreme Court Review to issue a correction for a citation that the authors are on the record admitting was erroneous. Do I have all that right, @williambaude?
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Marked safe from layoffs 🫡
Day in the Life of a Senior SWE at Bloomberg
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Ya'll, this is nuts. Hundreds - that's right, HUNDREDS - of armed robberies between 2022 and 2024 weren't real. They were staged by the "victims" as part of a massive immigration fraud scheme to secure U-visas for themselves and their families. cwbchicago.com/2026/10/buckt…
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Curtains for Zoosha!
Chrishell Stause and partner G Flip split after four years trib.al/P4uTCH5
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Things I love about Tombstone: - Kurt Russell leaving his boring wife for some rando skank and this is presented as heroic - It came out in 1993 but Sam Elliott looks exactly the same as he does now - Everything Val Kilmer does - Everything Billy Zane does - The opening scene where the bad guys come into town and shoot everyone at a wedding. I stood up and CHEERED. You could have ended the movie right there and I would have been happy. - How Earp’s lunatic Revenge Tour of Murder was pretty much real and the cops had to be like hey … you’re not actually allowed to do that.
145 years ago today: 30 seconds in a dusty Tombstone lot gave us the most famous shootout in American history. And it didn't even happen at the O.K. Corral. Listen for yourself:
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The “cannot be refused due to national origin” thing in Civil Rights Act being twisted into “non-citizens must be treated the same as US citizens for all entitlements” has been the biggest legal mistake in US history
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Were our ancestors driven by an inexplicable desire for adventure and exploration or were they just thinking “I need to get the fuck away from these people asap”
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Maryland cost-of-living index shown much higher than virtually all neighboring states, except NJ. Gee... couldn't be... ✅️ Regressive, ever increasing taxes on energy / gasoline ✅️ Obsession with unlawful migration ✅️ Insane property taxes (and therefore higher rents) ?
Massachusetts is the most expensive state on the continental United States to live in. Latest MERIC data (Q2 2026): 48.1% above the national average. Only Hawaii is higher overall, but among the contiguous states, we’re #1. Housing and utilities are the biggest drivers. What do you think also contributes to Massachusetts ranking this high? What do you think is the main reason?
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Most people don’t know this but if you grew up in Japan, Pokemon is just an animated nature documentary
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Thank god we can find and intercept lost hikers as they mistakenly run away from rescue in dense forest!
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks. By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time. Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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The state of rock is dismal, Turnstile sucks so much ass.
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Clinton referenced Liberace (dead since 87), Obama referenced Saddam (dead since 2006) - and when was last time anyone thought about the palaces Who were these jokes targeting? What they really indicate is that Democrats’ are the party of Old Gay Political Nerds
Cheesecake Factory interiors are famously over-the-top and gaudy. "Like a Cheesecake Factory designed by Saddam" is actually a great description of what Trump has done to the White House.
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