Diary Of A Thief ๐ฅทโข Writer, law student, and crypto troublemaker. I break down Web3, culture, and the laws trying to control them. maybe
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Joined January 2025
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Okay fine. I admit it.
Iโm not a dev.
Iโm not a founder.
Iโm not even that smart.
But somehow, Iโve stolen more attention than most of you โbuilding in silence.โ
๐งต The story of a Web3 nobody with a notebook and a plan:
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By day:
Iโm probably pretending to work.
By night:
Iโm watching Twitter like a hawk, screenshotting bad marketing and whispering to myself:
โI could fix that.โ
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Iโm not here to sell you a course.
Or pitch a 5-step funnel.
Or launch a meme coin.
(Okay I might launch a meme coin.)
But I am here to:
Write like hell
Break down good ideas
Steal your attention, post by post
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Call me Thief in the Night.
Or TIN.
Or Shakespearean Barawo
Either way, youโll be seeing more of me.
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New notebook.
New plan.
Letโs steal some attention.
No I'm not a Thief,
But my name is Thief in the Night.
Some people think it means I steal at night.
They don't realize it's metaphorical.
> "For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night."
Iโm a Web3 addict, a novelist, a ghostwriter, a junkie trader, a Web2 marketer who pivoted to Web3 because it seemed more funโ
and a degenerate Christian trying to make $1M in the next 5 years.
I move in silence, but my mind is loud.
I'm not here to impress anyone.
I'm here to express, experiment, and execute whatever Godforsaken idea I come up with.
My writing? Itโs raw, personal, and strategic.
My trades? Hit or miss, but always a lesson.
My goal? Freedom. Not fame.
Iโve written for founders you admire, projects you ape into, and narratives that shape ecosystems and how you interact with Web3
Youโve probably read my workโjust didnโt know it was me.
Call it ghostwriting.
Call it penmanship from the shadows.
I call it digital discipleship.
I don't do shit perfectly. I do real.
Burnt out? I write.
Broke? I trade.
Blessed? I give.
Doubtful? I pray.
I'm not trying to be your role model.
I'm just trying to finish my race well.
Web3 gave me something Web2 didnโt:
Permission to be weird.
To be experimental.
To build and fail publicly, and still be seen.
Thatโs why Iโm here.
Thatโs why Iโm not leaving.
You can follow for alpha.
Or stay for the poetry.
But if youโre looking for someone whoโs figuring it all out in real-timeโ
Welcome.
Iโm Thief in the Night.
And Iโm just getting started.
Call 911
Iโm going to buy one this weekend, I kept seeing bicycles in my dreams , this is a sign
Maybe one of those fat tyres
Half eaten apple lovers and their fake love.
Even Adam knew he was naked after a bite, but these delusional peeps donโt care
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We outsideeeeeeeeeee
For the @OrbitX_Pay Coffee Meetup in Abuja.
( omg, you are early ๐)
Why yes, you know being invited as a VIP creator and all
( gives the wildest smile ever )
Who should I be expecting??๐
Not all of us can be at @blockfestafrica
Some of us hold it down in Abuja with @OrbitX_Pay
Are you seeing what i am seeing or should I point it out๐??
And this is only the beginning
Giga G>M
Like @zoey_thefirst said โNo give up ohโ
I missed three exams in 300 level because of my hair, how I graduated with good grades is still a mystery.
God punish that particular lecturer.
He tried to seize my black shoe because it had a gold pin on it too
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