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Mary

@ThisMightBeMary
 Allentown, PA
Joined January 2010
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In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100 #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Help me win 1 of these awesome prizes. wn.nr/MnSA9np
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First time donor! Thanks @millerkeystone for making it easy!🩸 #EndLessBlood
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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❗CONTEST ALERT ❗ To enter: Follow @LVPhantoms & @fan_saves Like & RT Tag a friend for bonus entry Prizes include $50 Gift Card to the PhanShop & FOUR tickets to the Dec 31st home game! #Giveaway #OurValleyOurHome #Phantoms #LehighValley #FanSaves #Contest
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did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
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Ban assault rifles, not books. Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies. Protect kids, not lobbyists.
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I love being a lightweight like oh I’m gonna get blasted off two small glasses of wine? incredibly economical 10/10 good for me
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until you work in social media you will never understand the level of stupid that exists on the internet
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Just one episode in but #murderville is already deliciously good, even better than sloppy jalapeñ-joes. Thanks for the laughs, Todd Carringtonburgsonfield
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Now that I'm vaccinated I'm up for any social activity as long as it starts at six, ends by seven, involves food and doesn't require real pants.
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My 9 year old is freaking out because he’s playing on a @KreekCraft livestream. The whole family is in here watching (Even the dogs!) and cheering for URawesome1007 #roblox
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Not yet convinced of the power of walking for your mental well-being? How 'bout this study of 1.2 million Americans that shows "significant" and "meaningful" association between exercise and mental health. thelancet.com/journals/lanps…
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If you’re upset about spending $86M to house people legally seeking asylum, you should be even more upset about spending $145M for a president to go golfing. I’m so tired of the fake outrage.
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Me: I just want to radiate peace and positive vibes 🥰 Also me: *steps on a toy* Mother fucking piece of shit asshole toys
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