Meme War I veteran. Cynical old monk. Retired from fighting to a peaceful life as a wizard doing ritual magic. Support our boys in green 🐸 No witches allowed
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Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
"I am deporting your cheap labor, Boomer. Pray I don't deport your mail-order bride."
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
Patriarchy existed to STOP OTHER MEN.
You really think men invented patriarchy to hold YOU down? You are too weak, too fragile, too irrelevant for men to waste invention on you.
Men invented patriarchy to protect their lands, food, money, resources, women and children FROM MEN.
500 years ago women didn't know what patriarchy was because it was SURVIVAL.
No police. No 911. No guns. No cell phones. If a rival tribe wanted you, they killed your men, raped you, took your land, took your food, and married you off to their sons or kept you as maids, servants, and sex slaves. That was history.
Patriarchy said: TOUCH HER AND YOU DIE. She belongs to this man, this family, this tribe. That was not oppression. That was a DEATH THREAT to other men to keep you safe.
Pregnancy = 9 months useless. Breastfeeding mother can't run, can't fight, baby cries and brings wolves.
Who hunted? MEN.
Who fought bears? MEN.
Who fought other men? MEN.
Who built houses in snow? MEN.
Who died in wars? 90% MEN.
If men left women alone to be "independent" in 1500, you would have gone EXTINCT in one winter. No food. No fire. No protection.
You are alive today because of patriarchy.
Modern luxury - AC, Uber Eats, iPhone, birth control, police made yall RETARDED and ungrateful. You think world was always safe.
You think animals don't hunt humans for food?
Who stopped all these? Patriarchy. Men who built walls, laws, armies, civilization so you can sit on TikTok with fake eyelashes and say "patriachy oppress me."
You are not oppressed. You are PROTECTED and too dumb to know it.
Without patriarchy, you wouldn't be CEOs. You'd be extinct or a sex slave to the strongest man in your own village that’s been conquered by the enemy.
Patriarchy is not why you are suffering. Patriarchy is why you are ALIVE to complain.
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
“They’ll hate you because you are White, Anakin. It’s that simple. Because. You. Are. White.”
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
The prequels, at the end of the day, are about a young man trying to claim what is rightfully his. And he’s treated with suspicion, contempt, or even outright hatred because of it.
He wants skill, power, influence, order, hierarchy etc. and isn’t afraid to tell people that. He kills the guilt that he used to feel for wanting what he should have.
It’s remarkable how relatable all of this actually is for many young men. Made to feel guilt for who or what they are. Denied what is rightfully theirs by birth. Villainized by a weak, corrupted, aging Republic that has long outlived its usefulness.
Fortunately, everyone seems to be on the same page on this. We’re going to reclaim what is ours.
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
"So let me get this straight. The Jedi had the jurisdiction to take me from Tatooine but left my mother there a slave? Isn't slavery illegal in the Republic? Could they not have acted?"
"As a cherished mutual always told me, Anakin, a system is what it does."
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
‘Deportations? Restore Britain? Something about an oak door? Anakin, you’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path my friends won’t let me follow!’
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
Are we really supposed to believe the Rebel Alliance in Star Wars is the good guys? Leia is cornered for only 5 seconds before she's willing to blow up the remote planet of Dantooine (a completely defenseless frontier world populated by peaceful grain farmers, families, and simple pioneers who don't even know a war is happening), all to save the biggest state sponsor of intergalactic terror that's Alderaan. Sorry, I'm just not buying it. The math doesn't add up, and frankly, the Alliance is a terrorist cell. Open your eyes.
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
Fear of losing your mother leads to hate says the Boomer Yoda
The normal human response to the violation of one’s own mother is pathologized as the beginning of the dark side
Fuck these Boomer Jedi
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
Idk why people are debating the prequels, but Anakin Skywalker’s ethos was loyalty to people, not ideas; the ideas were to serve people
He wasn’t attached to sclerotic bureaucracy; he wanted the best for his people
He was willing to entertain nuance and taboos
But, critically, he was abandoned and mistreated until he was found to be special. Despite that, people often feared him, were jealous, and abused him or mistreated him
He was powerful, made even more so by his passion. Pure will in many cases
He was called to greatness by people who otherwise would’ve overlooked him, and he became greater than them; they manifested their own downfall because they failed to appreciate and nourish him
Much like Boomers, they kept him down, required his service to sclerotic bureaucracy and inefficiency, and they told him to be detached from love and family
They are perfect boomers, selfish, jealous, sabotaging, leaving no inheritance, demanding and never sacrificing
Many Zoomers see in him themselves, true or not, that they are special, overlooked, and confined and restrained from their love and passions
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
“I am altering the social contract. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
The Empire were the good guys. At minimum, the Jedi were the bad ones, and it isn't close.
The original trilogy runs on Saturday-morning-cartoon morality: space wizards good, planet-killer bad. Then Lucas came back as an older man to explain why the most gifted Jedi alive would walk away. In doing so he accidentally made three movies of evidence for the defense.
Exhibit A: the Republic. Its Senate was too paralyzed to stop a trade blockade of one of its own worlds, and nothing passed until every faction got its cut. The Jedi spent those years running errands for it like galactic rent-a-cops. Meanwhile a Sith Lord climbed to the top of the government they were supposed to be guarding. No wonder Anakin, told his politics sounded like a dictatorship, shrugged: "Well, if it works."
Exhibit B: how they treated him. He was a boy conceived by the Force, the Chosen One of their own prophecy, and the Council didn't want him, mostly because he scared them. Qui-Gon won him in a bet and left his mother in slavery. In ten years the Order never went back for her. They forbade him to marry, under a code that treats love as a character flaw. They gave him a Council seat, denied him the rank of Master in the same breath, then asked him to spy on the Chancellor. When he came to Yoda terrified of losing someone, the advice was to let go of everything he feared to lose. He came back from Tatooine having done something unspeakable, and his teachers never even noticed.
Exhibit C: the Code. It was sacred every time it cost Anakin something. The moment it protected Palpatine (disarmed, beaten, owed a trial), Mace Windu decided he was too dangerous to live. This was the same Mace who had floated the idea of the Council taking control of the Senate. They threw the Code out the window the second it suited them, which is how Mace ended up out the window himself.
Exhibit D: everything else. "Only a Sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute. They took babies from their parents. They were peacekeepers who led a cloned army they never ordered and never questioned. They revered the prophecy until it got inconvenient, then decided it had been misread. Their plan to finish the Sith was to send a son to kill his father. Luke refused, and what actually saved the galaxy was the attachment the Jedi spent generations forbidding. Even Luke ended up calling their legacy failure and hypocrisy.
Anakin wanted what a lot of young men want: a wife, a family, a chance to be a hero and fix what was broken. The Republic offered him celibacy, suspicion, and errands. Palpatine offered a way to save the woman he loved. That's why this story hits so hard for so many young guys. The tragedy isn't that Anakin got corrupted. It's that he chased the things they want too, and lost everything anyway.
Not that anyone wins. Vader becomes a cyborg and Palpatine a cryptkeeper. Obi-Wan spends nearly twenty years in a desert hut, and Luke follows the Jedi path to an island where he drinks green milk from a sea monster. The New Republic inherits every problem the old one had.
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
>"But we have always been a nation of immigrants"
Using Star Wars to navigate and deconstruct the boomer mind is one of the greatest untapped political theory tools available today
What Do the Boomers Really Believe?
Not what they say at dinner. What they believe in the dark, deep in the soul, where a generation keeps the story it tells about itself.
Every civilization has a sacred text. The Greeks had Homer. The Hebrews had Exodus. The boomers have Star Wars. Laugh if you like. They didn't. They lined up around the block for it, raised their children on it, and paid to hear it retold for fifty years. Because it was about them.
In their youth, they saw themselves as rebels. A handful of brave young idealists against an evil empire whose uniforms their fathers wore. So they rose up, blew it to pieces, and danced in the forest while it burned.
But ask yourself one question. How oppressive was that order, really? The one that won WW2, built the suburbs, sent them to university for next to nothing, and handed them the richest society in human history? Watch the films again. The Empire never governs. It never builds a road or collects a tax. It just wears a costume borrowed from 1945. They never asked what it actually did. They only needed it to be evil.
Then they grew older, and the story changed. Now they were the Jedi. Wise masters in robes, keepers of the peace, guardians of the temple and the ancient ways. An order with total power over the Republic, answerable to no one, testing blood, taking children, deciding who rises and who waits.
And yet something is wrong in the temple. Their powers are fading, and they know it. They hide it from the Senate. They turn away the most gifted boy they have ever seen. Why? Because they can feel it coming. The usurper. A young man who will do to them exactly what they did to their fathers.
That's the boomer soul. Rebel in youth. Priest in old age. Terrified, always, of the next rebellion. And George Lucas put every bit of it on screen.
Which leaves us something remarkable: a lexicon. A map of a generation's mind, drawn by its own hand. Through Star Wars we can walk the corridors of boomer consciousness and see what they worship, what they hide, and what keeps them awake at night.
Which brings us to the prophecy. For a thousand years the Jedi guarded it. A Chosen One will come and bring balance to the Force. They were sure it meant their victory. It didn't.
So what did it mean? Who was it really about? Why did the wise masters never see it coming? Or did they? And if Lucas wrote a generation's deepest fear into its own sacred text, what else did he write down without knowing?
The boy is still standing in the middle of the Council. He has waited long enough.
So have you.
Come with me, and I'll show you the Sith pill.
(Link in the next post)
Thorgil the Wizard 🧙🏻♂️ retweeted
Are we casually entering into a new pop right era of memes? First Malfoid, now Star Wars posting. Every media empire the left tore down is ours to rebuild.
Can we do Star Trek next? Maybe Bond after that?
