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For lifetimes I have hushed the wild chorus of my soul,
buried every fierce and tender expression deep within.
Yet now the long night stirs
an awakening rises, bright and unstoppable,
and when it breaks,
it will be glorious.
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Gbam. Their tears are delicious. Mummy zee is a real one.
You people won’t understand the Mummy Zee hatred till you understand the cause. Feminists were mocking her calling her an unfortunate patriarchy princess pick me waking up to cook for her poor husband in face me I face you etc and basically the whole country rose up to reward her.
They had to watch the “Patriarchy” gift this woman everyday for weeks for violating the key tenets of their fake online feminism constitution. Even months later she was still getting gifts here and there. It was like the entire country coming together to give them a big “fuck you”.
It got so bad Moe started crying that celebrating her will lead to the death of women cos other husbands will start k1lling their wives you know all that their mumu lamba na
So basically that is unforgivable to them and she will be hated forever. And you know that whenever feminists or the girlies are mad at something, there’s a large horde of pandering, gay, bitch ass twitter men who will join them cos their self worth is hinged on looking “progressive” for female approval.
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- If Barca lose today, we’ll cook them as they can’t win a small club.
- If barca win, we’ll cook them as they only win small club
- If they draw, we talk about Cristiano Ronaldo winning the BOAT 😂
Salamalekum ❤️
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He scored
They canceled it
He scored again
They canceled it again
Then he scored
And scored… and scored. Hattrick.
1,000 Goals loading. BOAT debate settled.
GOAT debate settled. 🐐
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Iya e
What is mammal😂
Talk now
• João Pedro has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Cole Palmer has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Lewandowski has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Dr. Lionel Messi has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Viktor Gyökeres has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Michael Olise has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Bukayo Saka has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Phil Foden has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
• Pedro Neto has scored a hat-trick in 2026.
But there's one particular player who hasn't scored a single hat-trick in 2026.
Can you guess who it is?
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Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Ronaldo just scored and Hatrick ?
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I want that 1000th goal to be the nastiest tap in the world has ever seen or a controversial penalty🤣🤣🔥🔥
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During these past few months, I've reacted negatively to some person's, I've cursed some & I've also responded in ways I would not ordinarily have done.
Please, I'm genuinely sorry, it was the hormones. I'm usually not like that. 🥺🙏
But if I did that because I was defending Ronaldo, then Bomb dey your head.
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Old Password: cristiano Ronaldo
New Password:BOAT
Confirm new password: mr hattrick
Error: you can’t use old password as the new one
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🚨 BREAKING: Al Nassr have reportedly begun drawing up PLANS for Cristiano Ronaldo’s celebrations when he finally reaches 1,000 CAREER GOALS! 🤯🇵🇹
Saudi officials are said to be preparing the BIGGEST celebration in football history, with Ronaldo’s 1,000th goal expected to trigger a national holiday, a gold statue outside Al Awwal Park and a personal phone call from the Crown Prince.
Al Nassr are reportedly planning to rename their stadium the CRISTIANO RONALDO 1,000 GOALS STADIUM, while the Saudi Pro League is considering awarding him a lifetime contract that will allow him to play until he’s 60.
Sources claim every Al Nassr player will be required to wear CR7’s iconic number 7, while opposing defenders have been warned to give him enough space to score his historic goal.
Ronaldo’s 1,000th goal will reportedly be celebrated for SEVEN consecutive days, with fireworks, a documentary, a new CR7 currency and a special edition of the Ballon d’Or featuring his face.
Messi has reportedly been invited to attend as a special guest, but only if he agrees to clap.
1,000 GOALS. ONE MAN. AN ENTIRE COUNTRY ON STANDBY. SIUUUU! 🐐🇵🇹

































