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🔥 #CorrespondentWeek ep. 16
🌍🎧 Arsenal w/ @ThreeFiveWho
⛔️ Gabriel @ 8.0
⛔️ Raya causes a problem
⛔️ Best 5.5 defender
⛔️ Might they buy a RB/CB?
⛔️ Guimarães, Tzolis
⛔️ Gyokeres v Havertz
⛔️ Saliba/Rice/Saka worries
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Professional footballer makes a challenge like this on a literal child in the 85th minute of a 4th round League Cup game …
SOMEBODY GET THESE BEGGARS OUT OF HERE
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
He may have the charisma of a damp tea towel, and the voice of a early prototype replicant that was dropped on its head, but Harry Kane is evidently one of the best strikers of his generation, and fundamentally seems like a relatively normal and decent bloke - happy for him
Well … at least it isn’t Emi Martinez this time
UNAI SIMON IS THE 2026 MEN’S GOALKEEPER OF THE YEAR! The 2026 World Cup winner 🧤🌎
#ballondor
Just a reminder - that as much as Gary Neville says the current situation at Man United was ‘predictable’ - he still said they’d finish in the top 4
The big question - is this Man United’s most embarrassing 3-0 home defeat to Bournemouth of the last 5 years, or does it only come in 3rd place?
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With Pep Guardiola gone, Unai Emery is now the best manager in the Premier League.
He’s a coach, pure and simple. He lifts the sum of the team’s parts. At his core, he’s someone who will maximise players’ talents if they are willing to give themselves to him.
Four years into his time at Villa, the win over City was his team at its most enthralling.
📝 @J_Tanswell
🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/7720174…
Good news for Chelsea fans - Cole Palmer’s suspension only applies for the League Cup game, meaning he is available to not turn up against United as well
People really tried to use Chelsea’s loss to Arsenal as a sign they could challenge for the title 🤷♂️
Something about that Rice x Merino midfield partnership does not sit well with me. Hope I’m wrong, but I prefer Merino pushed further forward, and don’t like the idea of that being at the expense of what Rice offers in the final third
Ipswich v Forest could be the best game in the recorded history of the sport, or the most unwatchable piece of garbage, and I’ll have to take your word for it.
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