Three Mareep's in a trenchcoat

"LOOK AT THE COLOURS!" "ALL THOSE PURPLES!" "ALL THOSE PINKS!" "THE LITTLE SPARKLY BUBBLES!" "It's like someone took a photograph of a magical strawberry milkshake floating through outer space!" "And the artist, Ken Sugimori, has made the whole thing look wonderfully strange!"

look at his face! That is NOT the expression of an innocent Pokémon! That's the expression of someone who has just eaten £40,000 worth of municipal infrastructure and is wondering whether anyone noticed. "WHO, ME?" YES, YOU! YOU LITTLE STEEL-PLATED CRIMINAL!

WHY IS THERE A ROCK WITH A NOSE?! WHY IS HIS NOSE BIGGER THAN MY ENTIRE HEAD?! AND WHY IS HE STANDING IN A CAVE LOOKING LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO ANNOUNCE THE END OF THE WORLD?!

OH! LOOK AT THIS ONE! IT'S PINK! IT'S ROUND! IT'S SITTING IN A BUSH! IT LOOKS LIKE A CHEW TOY THAT'S ACHIEVED SENTIENCE! I must congratulate the artist, Yuka Morii, because this is quite an extraordinary piece of artwork.

✨Look at this gorgeous little horse trotting through a forest! The flowers are pink, the grass is green, and the trees are lovely and brown. And Ponyta looks SO HAPPY! Not a single malicious thought behind those adorable black eyes.✨

OH! LOOK AT THE LITTLE FELLA! He's just a tiny triangular gentleman having a lovely time in the snow!

Why is that human touching him? Is he getting pets? Is he being rewarded? I've been standing in a field all morning, producing electricity, and nobody's given ME a pets?