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🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 retweeted
ok then why’s frozone col-
Brad Bird explains that each person's powers in ‘THE INCREDIBLES’ represents an average family unit.
“Fathers are expected to be strong, so I made him super strong.
Mothers are pulled in ten directions at once, so she stretches.
Teenagers are insecure & defensive so she can turn invisible & has force fields.
10-year old boys are energy balls that just go until they pass out.
Babies are unknowns, they could be the next leader of the free world or they could be a bag man, you don’t know.”
(Source: @ThatHollywood)
Funny coming from a country that perfected the process of creating perfume - but every one of their citizen are habitual soap dodgers and smell like hot ass and socks
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🌿O.G. Botanist Johnson 🌿 retweeted
Saw some dudes arguing last night and tried to buy one of em a drink to de-escalate. He brushed me off.
30 mins later he was dead after getting in the fight I tried to stop. WELP!
Every day....I see some of my male counter parts display a new ecosystem of audacity
False alarm my niggas, they leaving the BLACKS outta this.
Participation in their efforts is welcomed
Hold on there Frenchie, you Musty Muthafuckas getting to big for yo baguettes....
Just leave us Black folks alone and we won't have any PROBLÈMES
