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@TickingTurtle

Easily amused- Astros-Texans-Golden Knights-Rockets-Aston Villa-Never checks DM’s- 🏳️‍🌈

 Houston, TX & Anchorage, AK
Joined November 2011
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Hurricane Nicholas avoided Houston just like Mike Fiers does every single time the A’s play the Astros.
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This dog used its last life force to be a gangster.
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Baby Meatball.
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Literally every political ad in Texas:
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Sarah Fields
@SarahisCensoredOct 28
This broke me. Find this man. Find him and I will personally fundraise for him.
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FactPost
@factpostnewsOct 29
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Lance McCuller’s Jr. is a world champ again before Kyle Tucker. Poetry.
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Drohan #WorldSeries
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Stáisiún Heuston@HStation1528Oct 28
It sincerely sounds like Milwaukee is playing a home game. I feel sorry for Rays fans that care a ton. That’s embarrassing. The building sounds electric because of….Milwaukee Brewer fans? Yikes.
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Cooper Pratt! LFG!
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@BaseballWRLD_Oct 28
The 2022 Astros had a: 111 team OPS+ vs. 2026 Brewers 105 2.95 rotation ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.61 2.80 bullpen ERA vs. 2026 Brewers 3.40 106-56 regular season record 11-2 postseason record, WS champs As great as this Brewers team is, it’s ‘22 HOU
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@PastTheEyeTestOct 27
This Brewers team is far and away the best team of the 2020s
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He didn't even react that he got him.
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The strings on the glove don't count unless you are Jose Altuve. 🙃
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Tie game!
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@BovadaOfficialOct 27
Game 3 of the #WorldSeries
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The Brewers are relentless. #WorldSeries
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Turang!!
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Yeli!!!
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Touchdown!!!
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Tie game! LFG!
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