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Las Vegas, NV
Joined November 2024
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Replying to @MarcellWilly
Marcell, There’s no one I agree with more often than yourself but I’ll take the Kurt Cobain route instead. All respect intended, he would understand. Best regards, Tim Allen
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100% no doubter would rather have a gay son #imfucked
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He don’t know you lil bro
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Replying to @beingisgood
Retardation has been confirmed
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Replying to @beingisgood
I can help out with this one William. This is because you’re retarded
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Don’t forget that he’s very wise too #BlackExcellence
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Replying to @NormsPastor
Which book would you recommend to tell me that information? Also this tweet is over a week old, don’t let my old tweets determine your emotions please
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PlayStation CEO found dead My reaction:
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Replying to @KelseyA06021989
You should prove it in my dms
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Replying to @KelseyA06021989
Ain’t no way my blood is related to your ugly ahh
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There’s been 3 plane crashes in a week and the most incompetent person at their job is still Mark Cuban
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I remember when I was in highschool
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Pussies smoke American Spirits #marlbororedgang
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Shannon, Thank you for your input! I’m sure you’re somebody I can trust to know these things and you’re not just someone acting on emotions. I would like to say though, no one here wants to go into your dogshit ass maple country. Best regards, Tim
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Replying to @TaylorLewan77
You vs. Me currently
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Replying to @TaylorLewan77
Doctor Johnson, All I’m hearing from this is that Michigan teaches players to love the game. That’s what I see, love for the game.
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Replying to @TaylorLewan77
Dr. Johnson, In my opinion, that’s something to be much more proud of! Give OSU all the Michigan wins if that’s the kind of people get to produce as a result!!
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Replying to @MillennialPastr
Millennial, Tell your kids I said that I’m sorry that their dad is so soft! Somebody has to toughen them up. #bringbackhittingkids
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