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"He’s finally here to expose the government’s biggest secrets, assuming he can remember them after this next shot."

Colorado Springs, CO
Joined December 2024
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Figures, right? My dream job finally comes to fruition, and I'm getting ready to retire. Just my luck!
🚨 NOW HIRING: NASA is officially taking applications for the next generation of astronauts, who could LIVE on a proposed Moon base. The job includes training in lunar operations, spacewalks and robotics. NASA says the new class will “lay the groundwork for the first crew missions to Mars.” Applications are due early next month, and training could start as early as 2028. America is going BACK, and this time we're staying.
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It's meatball sub time.
Haven't had a good meatball sub in a while... That changes tonight!
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Twin phenomena in formation last night (open the image and see them diagonally across each other) during Joe Dispenza meditation @PatrickQJackson @JamesRigney3 @SubRosa_Secrets #citizendisclosure #ufoX
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The whole movie was just okay
Replying to @MiddleOfMayhem
Strange and underwhelming. i think not.
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18 more days until Thanksgiving, people! And remember, we always have something to be thankful for. 🦃🙏
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What everyone making for Thanksgiving.?
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That takes me back.
Monica Lewinsky was all smiles ... looking elegant in a plunging black gown at the LACMA Art + Film Gala! ✨📸 🎥: @jpasc24
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People wonder why we get concealed handgun permits Major confirmed cases:2017 (Adams County): He attacked an Adams County sheriff’s deputy responding to a call. He ran, punched the deputy in the face, knocked him to the ground, got on his back and strangled him, bit him, and tried to grab his gun. The deputy’s K-9 helped subdue him. He was charged with attempted murder of a peace officer and related felonies. In 2019 he pleaded guilty to felony assault on a peace officer causing serious bodily injury and was sentenced to 10 years in prison. He was paroled around late 2022. cbsnews.com Around the same period: Felony menacing conviction. 2025 (Adams County Case 25CR2887): First-degree criminal trespass of an inhabited dwelling. He entered a stranger’s apartment and took a shower. Sentenced in April 2026 to one year in the Colorado Department of Corrections plus one year of mandatory parole (with credit for time served). He was released to parole on September 23, 2026. cbsnews.com Other reported history:Between roughly 2010 and 2019: Multiple misdemeanor convictions for disorderly conduct, obstructing a firefighter, presenting a false ID, theft, forgery, and perjury. 2023: Violation of a protection order filed by a former girlfriend. Broader pattern: Charges or convictions involving vehicle/car theft, menacing, impersonation, failures to appear (FTAs), protection order violations, and parole absconding/violations. Colorado Bureau of Investigation records describe a long, multi-county record with dozens of cycles through the system. denverpost.com He was on parole (and had recently been listed as an absconder before being re-released) at the time of the November 5, 2026 Lakewood incident, in which he was the suspect in an earlier hit-and-run and then opened fire on officers, killing Agent Nic Graham and wounding three others before being killed by return fire.Sources for these details include reporting from the Denver Post, CBS Colorado, 9News, and court/DOC records referenced in those accounts.
2 days after Gabriel Garcia got out of prison, parole didn’t know where he was. Technically, he’d “absconded” 3 days later, Broomfield Police found him He remained in their custody. For weeks. 2 weeks after Broomfield released him, a Lakewood Police agent was dead A 🧵
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On This Day in Metal November 7, 1981 Ozzy Osbourne released his second solo studio album, “Diary of a Madman” Featuring the legendary Randy Rhoads, this heavy metal classic delivered unforgettable tracks like “Over the Mountain” “Flying High Again” “You Can’t Kill Rock and Roll” and the haunting title track. An absolute masterpiece from the Prince of Darkness! What’s your favourite track? #OzzyOsbourne #DiaryOfAMadman #RandyRhoads #HeavyMetal #ThisDayInMetal
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9News Investigates has learned the suspect in the Lakewood shootings that left three Lakewood PD agents wounded and another dead is Gabriel Steven Garcia. He'd been released to parole in September and has criminal record that involves a violent 2017 attack on a deputy 1/
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nitter.gq/Destroye83 @HighEarthOrbit_ Check out his content. He's a genuinely nice guy. He even helped me track down the actual photographs of my uncle's bomber wreckage from his crash in Europe.
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Hey! If you dont follow me! Follow me! Thanks
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Now the new york First it was the Californians, then the Texans, and now the New Yorkers are going to start moving to Colorado.
After campaigning on no new taxes, Gov Hochul tells reporters she is open to new taxes ‘if there is a need’ nypost.visitlink.me/bFAjjk
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