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Pizza advocate. Warbling, arts enthusiast, sports nut, Homeboy to Jesus, Traveler, fan of fun, life , liberty AND ALL people . .Laughing is my absolute FAVE

San Luis Obispo, CA
Joined August 2011
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CNN projecting Mariah Carey will remain the Queen of Christmas.
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Don’t Stop Believing reeeemix
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Just checking in to see how things are goi--
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First Mariah Carey reference of the evening. Hopefully not the last.
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Can we all just agree that the “delete and report as spam” function on the iPhone doesn’t do a damn thing?
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All 49ers fans tonight
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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My only experience with planes is flying coach on Southwest, but let me weigh in and tell you what I think happened with the Lear Jet crash...
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(It’s mile 7.)
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It’s rare to see a rat jump onto a sinking ship.
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Me watching football with no Niners game to stress over this week
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Jerry Jones after Cowboys’ OT loss to Cardinals (per FOX broadcast)
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DEPORT THE BOLSONAROS BACK TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!
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Nicki Minaj deployed as a mine in the Straight of Trump.
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Please don’t put Almond Joys in my kids Halloween bucket…. I don’t eat those
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I am crying laughing with tears down my face!!! Hahahahah!!!!!! 😂 😂😭😂😭
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airbnb hosts when they have to clean their own house and pay their own mortgage
FINALLY air bnb updated their terms saying hosts can’t require you to strip the beds, do dishes, take the trash out, etc.
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Finally, I'll be able to get a good baguette around here
Texas will turn into Paris, France, if you and your family do not vote Republican.
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2026 jst genuinely a south park episode
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