𝔸𝕗𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝔸𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕎𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕨𝕠𝕝𝕗

I’m scared to eat psychedelic mushrooms because shrooms give me gas and I don’t wanna fart and open a portal to another dimension!

Morons need to stop thinking being behind the camera makes them right.

Don’t trust the media, government, politicians, or people on the internet.

Refs are just as pathetically weakminded as players. 👼🏽

I'm the type of brother that considers watching a Dr. Pimple Popper marathon Big Pimpin'.

I wonder if an emancipated slave ever got filthy rich then employeed their former master? I'd watch that movie.

I'm pretty sure the happiest people don't have 9-5 jobs.

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My ADHD is so bad I went to water my cactus, found an unfinished cup of coffee, put it in the microwave, forgot about it, Googled the history of microwaves, read two paragraphs about radar technology, reorganized my desktop icons, and now I can’t remember what the joke was.

Life is not an easy thing to live.

If you want to change the world then change your underwear 🩲