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IT Business Analyst, Storage guru and John Lewis Partner at @waitrose. Oldest man on the team for Wantage & Grove CC @wantagecc. Chief Numpty of most things.

Wantage, Oxfordshire.
Joined September 2009
There are pretty much countless large parking lots for cars, and installing solar panels over them would generate half the electricity we use. Not only would this be an efficient use of land, but it would also help keep the cars cooler while parked.
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HOLY CRAP: New Epstein files. Here is an FBI report: “Donald Trump had parties at Maralago called 'calendar girls' Jeffrey Epstein would bring the children in and trump would auction them off. He measured the children's vulva and vaginas by entering a finger and rated the children on tightness. We were taken in rooms. forced to give oral sex to Donald J Trump. Forced to allow them to penetrate us. I was 13 years old when Donald J Trump raped me. Ghislaine Maxwell was also present.”
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Replying to @TheProject26
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I am not in the least surprised at the anger of English fans in Australia who have spent huge sums to watch England’s cricketers. All they have seen is an abject surrender by Bazball illusionists in a bubble of self-righteousness. I only hope this won’t damage the future ofTest cricket in England. It is difficult not to feel ashamed of the way of this overwhelming Ashes defeat.
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If you're a Reform voter - watch this: this is British patriotism in action and is better than a thousand lies from Farage 🇬🇧🇺🇦
BREAKING: Chancellor Rachel Reeves has signed a £2.26 billion loan agreement with Ukraine to strengthen its defence capabilities, to be repaid using profits from frozen Russian assets
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This speech is an absolute masterclass from Martin Sheen
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#Hegseth doesn't like this being spread. You know what to do. 😉
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what's a scene you think about a lot
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This wasn’t about the price of eggs.
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To brighten up budget day, I am giving a set of these Fabulous Mr Benn badges away. To be in the bowler hat, all you have to do is retweet this tweet. I'll choose a winner this time next week. Good Luck!!
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Brilliant.
Here's our last parody song about the #USElection2024. It's called "Bohemian Trumpsody" (based on the inimitable @QueenWillRock but with only six voices & no overdubs) & we've self-trolled in it as 'libtards' already, just to save folks time who might be offended 🎶🗳️🤞 👉youtu.be/YY_8WzcHqMQ
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my god. just…my god.
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Is this really how we want to live in America?
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Bill Clinton: I'm too old to gild a lily. Heck, I'm only two months younger than Donald Trump. But the good news for you is I will not spend 30 minutes swaying back and forth to music.
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