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Canadian Stand Up Comic

Kelowna BC
Joined April 2009
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BREAKING: Canadian waitresses and welders will also not be paying taxes to Narnia, Hogwarts or the Galactic Senate.
How does it save money for Canadians to force waitresses and welders to pay taxes to the EU?
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I wish we could vote for the greater of two goods not the lesser of 2 evils. Imagine “that’s sounds like a plan!” Vs”that sounds like a better plan!!” I’m tired of “fuck no”. Vs” I guess that’ll do”
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Cowardly pricks always starting shit. How about you mind your mouth as if it was real life and talking shit hurt your face.
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The amount of economic wizards and trade experts I have on my feed is astounding. Cause just last week they were constitutional masterminds and infectious disease scholars. So many super smart folks out there. 10/10
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I think as a Canadian. And a person that tries hard to think critically. It would take a Herculean effort not to beat the shit out of Jesse Walters.
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This all ends when we the citizens of this planet come to the conclusion that so much of this nonsense (war,poverty,bigotry,etc) is unacceptable. No more. What can be done? And demand change. For all of us.
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Hey America. Remember when you chief executive wasn’t a feckless grifter man child. When will you have had enough? How has he not been removed. Land of the what? Home of the? Good luck. #USA #MakeAmericaSane
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Why do the alt right and convoy/separatist crowd have such a fascination with the childish nicknames. You can still criticize without acting like you’re in a schoolyard. Oh and making shit up. They love that.
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Tim Nutt retweeted
Jason Duchin We want our fucking country back. Your neighbor is not your enemy. The teacher down the street. The farmer in Iowa. The Black mother in the Bronx. The white guy driving a pickup truck in Kentucky. The immigrant pouring concrete in August. The boy holding another boys hand. The MAHA mom reading the ingredients on a cereal box. None of them is your enemy. We have been sold a magnificent steaming pile of bullshit. We have been told that America is two hungry tribes crouched on opposite sides of a river, sharpening knives, waiting for the opportunity to wade across and murder one another. The great political scam of our time was convincing 340 million people who share a country, schools, roads, rivers, grocery stores, hospitals, fears, children, mortgages, illnesses, dreams and funerals that we have nothing in common. That we are enemies. There is an enormous amount we agree on. We want clean water. Clean air. We don’t want corporations filling our children’s bodies with poison. We don’t want plastic in our oceans, our soil, our blood and our babies. We want food that is actually fucking food. We want our children educated. We want to be able to go to the doctor without wondering whether the bill will bankrupt us. We want a decent job. We want Social Security when we’re old. We want politicians to stop using public office as an ATM. We don’t want political violence. We don’t want our government owned by billionaires. We want our votes to matter. We want a country where the law applies to the rich bastard in the penthouse as surely as it applies to the poor bastard standing before a judge. And while we’re being made afraid of one another, somebody is picking our fucking pockets. The billionaires figured something out before the rest of us did: Anger, fear, loneliness, and resentment are business models. And Donald Trump understood the product better than anybody. Grievance. Barrels and barrels of grievance. Bottle it. Brand it. Sell it. Tell a man whose factory disappeared that an immigrant stole his country. Tell a struggling mother that some other struggling mother is getting something she isn’t. Tell rural America the cities despise them. Tell the cities rural America wants to destroy them. Tell white people Black people are coming for them. Tell Black people every white neighbor is secretly waiting to put them back in chains. Keep everybody suspicious. Keep everybody angry. Keep everybody separated. Rape us one by one. Then watch as Trump and the billionaires walk through the wreckage taking everything. We all see it. Democracy will be saved by finding the places where we already agree and building from there. Citizenship is not a subscription service. Democracy is not something delivered to your doorstep. You don’t get to order it from Amazon. You don’t get to complain that democracy is dying while sitting on the toilet scrolling Instagram. Democracy requires something from us. Time. Courage. Attention. Neighbors. Argument. Forgiveness. Work. And sometimes the willingness to stand up and say No. No, you will not make me hate my neighbor. No, you will not make me afraid of somebody because they pray differently or vote differently or love differently or were born somewhere else. You will not convince me that cruelty is strength. You will not convince me that corruption is patriotism. You will not convince me that billionaires need another tax break while teachers buy their own fucking pencils. No, you will not divide us and then sell off the pieces to the oligarchs. Reimagine the country. Rebuild the democracy. Rework the communities. Find each other again. Fight like hell for the enormous territory we share. Because beneath all the noise and bullshit and algorithms and campaign advertisements, there is still a country here. Ours
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What a petty petulant prick of a presidential pederast. Jesus wept.
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They are lowering US flags to half-mast for a week, but if the government really wants to pay tribute to Dolly, they should fund education, the arts, and medical research instead of trying to eradicate them.
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The smugness of abject stupidity and willful malice. This is your president? This fucking moron speaks for you? I legit have no words. #TDS #merica #maga.
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Tim Nutt retweeted
Trump is reportedly floating “Lake America” as a replacement for Lake Ontario. Because apparently we're governing the United States through the geopolitical imagination of a six-year-old playing with crayons and a placemat map at Denny’s.
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Tim Nutt retweeted
Interviewer: “Sell this pen to us.” Weak Candidate : “It writes smoothly, It’s high quality and durable.” ❌❌❌❌ High Value Candidate :
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When to we shift the emphasis back to thriving instead of surviving? We the people control who governs us and we can change it. Find and elect optimists and builders. I’ve had my fill of grifters and breakers.
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I don’t really know if it was staged. The scary part is that if it comes out that it was, I won’t be shocked. Thats a serious problem.
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Little bit of Schadenfruede in the air tonight, eh Ms. Jenner.
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The chicken little maple Maga’s are having a bad night.
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