The Tracen trainer who keeps... uh... hiding in her office all the time...
Joined August 2026
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"Hey there Umas. It's me, ya gurl... Thatsoundssostupidtheyregonnahateme!"
#UmamusumeRP Trainer OC
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If Asuka dies, it's because she mistakenly bought a pair of half pound Reese's cups thinking it was a big pack of many regular sized ones.
Just taking two bites makes her feel a little sick...
She was too shy to back out of the purchase when it rang up as so expensive, too...
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This is what Asuka gets for skipping the chance to take proficiency in sleight of hand...
"Uh. M-morning?"
...Well, just gotta commit and scoop Brian up anyway.
"There are better places to sleep than on the ground, you know. You're gonna get stepped on."
Well that's no good... Thankfully, Asuka has stupidly high dexterity! So she can probably (hopefully(maybe(oh goddesses please))) pick Brian up without waking her.
Asuka's remembering why she stopped drinking energy drinks... They make her jumpy and paranoid.
...Or she might be genuinely haunted.
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"I don't necessarily think that's true."
Asuka's relationship woes are a whole different issue, really. Her social anxiety is certainly a big part of it, but there may also be a few bits that she hasn't gotten to the root of yet.
"But... Honestly, even if we set aside the-
- working on my own running, racing, rehab. All those things take a lot of time. Usually don't participate in the fun events."
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"H-huh? W-wait, we're trying to address your relationship woes, not mine!"
Asuka's just going to... Put her hands on Brian's shoulders. That's... Probably something people do when trying to be supportive, right?
"Y-you don't have to worry about me. I'm actually pretty content-
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"I mean... Maybe they're only not available because you don't seem to give yourself much to do that doesn't involve Tracen. You're always either training or handling student council duties."
Asuka may be a social disaster, but even she can recognize that getting out and doing-
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"I-I just meant that dating somebody who isn't a racer shouldn't lead to any crushed dreams! Dating me or any other trainer would... Probably be a different problem entirely. A conflict of interests if nothing else."
There was certainly a rush to clarify, but... Asuka actually-
- other competitors. It was far more common but not always than other relationships.
"Tch. I probably would not date anyone."
That is how she viewed it at this point. A part of her was contemplating giving her trainer a heart attack.
"You asking to date me?"
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"Oh we have VERY different reasons for staying single-"
Ahem.
"But like... Wouldn't the majority of athletes, CEOs, and celebrities be single if they followed that logic? Everybody successful probably crushes at least one person's dream along the way, intentionally or not. I-
"Tch..."
Crosses her arms.
"Someone who crushes the dreams of others rarely gets a happy ending. Better to stay single so their dreams don't perish like others."
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"Y-yeah! Being single is way less scary!
...
Wait no, you're not a wreck like me. I understand me thinking like that, but why are you?!"
This is further outside of Asuka's comfort zone than even being a trainer, but... This feels like something that should maybe be addressed!
Shiver-
Asuka lost another hoodie to her hoodie thief friend...
"I-I need to buy a heat pad... Wh-why is my office so cold even with the heat on?!"
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