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My thoughts on this pulchritudinous world.

Grand Rapids, MI
Joined July 2021
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Fuck off delete your account
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Replying to @elonmusk
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This Elon was ten trillion times better
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BREAKING: Donald Trump has just signed an executive order to ban all toys and candy. Under this new order, broccoli will now be in place of sweet treats, and school will be on Saturdays.
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Rodri's ACL held his entire life together
After 30 years together, and 3 kids, Pep Guardiola & Cristina Serra are apparently separating. 💔 [Sport]
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REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf
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how it started, how it's goin #Musk
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Kamala Harris wins Minnesota
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Vinicius influence is insane
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easily this
what is the smallest inconvenience that can ruin your day?
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More people in their legal team than at their home games 😭
People think we’re scared😭😭😭
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I needed to hear this today.
Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you can achieve your dreams, if you believe.
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𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎𝐌 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐈𝐅𝐀 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐎 𝐖𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐈𝐍 𝟐𝟎 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲
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Now you have ❣️
i've never seen a handsome barca fan
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Nominated for the 2024 Ballon d’Or @matshummels @BVB / @OfficialASRoma @DFB_Team #ballondor
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