I’ve ascended from having way too many tabs open, to having multiple browsers open that all have way too many tabs.
I'm sorry, but no.
After years of declining sales, Subway is hoping to reintroduce itself to customers and convince them to give its sandwiches a shot cnn.it/3hltCXz
Are chipotle burritos getting smaller, or am I just getting fatter? (this is a super rhetorical tweet. please don’t answer that.)
Remember that you can write in for Kanye today! Don't, but just remember that you can.
This quoted post is unavailable.
Hey @ryangrams, you’re a beautiful bastard, and I love you too. #SpreadButter
This comes as no shock to me. My dog once beat me in a game of Rock Paper Scissors.
This quoted post is unavailable.
Timmy Schrader retweeted
It's interesting that the people who believe that throwing a milkshake in someone's face shouldn't be considered assault are often the same people who believe that 'saying things' should be.
