Father, writer, scientist, teller of dad jokes. The guy that wrote that book you read that time, and plays that game you like.

Frisco, TX
Joined December 2010
My favorite Bugs Bunny gag. Hidden right there for you to notice.
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I have never heard of a clutch referred to this way but yeah. Pretty much.
I believe that this is a 1966 GTO. It does have the premium, patented 3 pedal anti theft system!
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Lawyers are warming up all over the country after this one.
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I try not to judge. But my Uber Eats was just delivered be someone in a pretty nice Mercedes Benz. I mean. Ok.
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I'm in my 40s. I'm a lawyer. My wife is a lawyer. We both work full time. We cannot afford the house my parents purchased on a single electrician's income in their 30s. We cannot afford the house my immigrant grandparents purchased on a single MTA bus driver's salary in their 30s. They had SIX CHILDREN. For 30 years, politicians in Washington & their oligarch allies convinced regular people that this was just about avocado toast and fancy coffee. In reality, this is end-stage capitalism. Everyone is stuck in place. It's impossible to buy a home. It's too costly to move. We work too much to have passion projects. We don't have enough savings to start our own businesses. We can't afford to go without healthcare to do it. Thanks for writing this article @troy_closson. Would be very happy to discuss further. nytimes.com/2026/10/25/nyreg…
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Timothy Imholt retweeted
This Ain't Canon makes great stuff... This one is funny and heartwarming
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Took me a minute. Fire ink squad.
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Back here again.
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International on this one.
That Jeep would look good in my garage. What would you park in yours?
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Chosen for today’s flight.
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Did it inspire a Batmobile or did a Batmobile inspire it? Or is it a Batmobile Mr Freeze modified.
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Nailed it. He did. I wish her well but I watch the show and I hope she improves. But he nailed it.
Sylvester Stallone says that having his daughter in a major role in ‘TULSA KING’ Season 4 is absolutely nepotism. “First they go, ‘Nepotism is terrible. I said, ‘Oh please, you’re not a good parent if you haven’t performed a little nepotism.' Then obviously you don’t care about your kids, because they come first. Of course it’s nepotism, you idiot. That’s why we’re parents. We want the best for our children. So obviously, we let them have every advantage.” (Source: usatoday.com/story/entertain…)
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That is a pretty one.
* * * Pontiac Firebird 1979 ':,*,:' 🧐
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Cuda. On this one. Cuda.
3 iconic Mopars. Which one looks the best in your opinion?
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