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he/him. don’t take me seriously. “Laugh Hard, Run Fast, Be Kind”

Isla Nublar
Joined November 2020
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Replying to @LyleWainfleet24
“Sir, more delays have hit the Avatar franchise”
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They've slashed the prices on all of David Walliams' books on Amazon for some reason so I've just spent five grand buying as many copies as I can. As long as no emerging news stories prevent the books from gaining value again I don't see how this investment can possibly fail
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Saul (groaning, clutching stomach): ohhhh, you guys doing ok in there? Walt, talking into a radio: Saul. You must remain still
The should have been an episode of Breaking Bad where Saul gets sick so Walt and Jesse have to board a submarine that shrinks to microscopic size so they can enter his body and fight the infection
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computah. hamilton original broadway cast recording. loud enough to kill.
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They’re doing a Hamilton legacy sequel. It’s about the great grandson that runs the museum, it’s pretty low stakes
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we dont hate junkiexl enough
Fearsome Godzilla… has evolved.
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too many fully grown adults on this app talk about superman 2025 like its the battle of algiers
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Andy Burnham banning GTA 6 18th November, fears UK populace "enjoying themselves" for the first time in their lives (Source: @LBC)
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Before the trial, Depp was unemployable, because he was known to be completely unprofessional, violent, and impossible to work with. The only reason why he’s getting jobs again is because he became popular after using the courts to abuse Heard on a public scale. Very depressing.
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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yall treat the DCU like it’s Das Kapital
Genuinely we can pinpoint the shift with this movie is
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Pack it up bitch #bluewave
Johnny Depp made a surprise appearance in-character as Ebenezer Scrooge in NYC.
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Blue Harvest
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so SAY. geronimo
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Woke 3.0 is here. Bring on the Rian Johnson trilogy
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I never forgot
woke so back we’re rescinding several oscars
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this tweet kills me everytime it lands on my tl
I hear of big news on your world
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They just downloaded the Hamilton soundtrack to everyone’s iPhones
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WOKE IS BACK TIME TO GREEN LIGHT AVATAR 4 & 5 @Disney
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We’re having Lin-Manuel Miranda write a new national anthem tomorrow
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