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Gisele probably made Tom go to Target and Whole Foods on Sunday and that was all it took
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Fun fact about me:
You can cut on any episode of Phineas and Ferb ever made and i guarantee i will know the song in that episode. Word for word.
Willing to put money on it
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For the record, the @chiefs proposed changing the overtime rules in March of 2019. It was voted down. Take your grumbling elsewhere. #ChiefsKingdom
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There should be weighted versions of every object. Don’t stop at blankets. My coffee cup is 14 lbs I’m gonna be strong as fuck
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imagine swimming for almost a mile and having to rap the entire time remarkable
PURE. DOMINANCE.
Katie Ledecky is the first Olympic champion in the women's 1500m freestyle! #TokyoOlympics #OlympicHERstory
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We love all of you. We do. And I’m not saying that because I’ve been drinking. Although I have been. And I’m about to drink some more. And my wife is about to confiscate my phone. So see you tomorrow. . . . 🤪❤️💩💥





































