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You Wake Up One Day And Your Legs, They Just Give, And You Just Can't Run Anymore.

Nigeria
Joined December 2022
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My manager once submitted my storyboard as his own and told the executive that I would do the presentation because he trusted me. The day before the presentation, I soft launched a sickness, went home early, and took five days off.😂🥳🥳
We don’t talk enough about the disrespect we endure for the sake of a salary..
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
because 9-5 is steady income. hate on it all you want but nothing sure pass say make you know say at soso time soso amount dey come board.
Nigerian parents like 9-5 jobs ehn 😭😭😭😭
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
If you be igbo person wey dey talk about regionalism the way this West and some yoruba guys dey yarn am here dem go label you IPOB once😆
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
I go just remember "you messed with the wrong generation" and i go burst serious laugh😂 we are all bums mehn, serious massive bums, these politicians go put tribe and religion aside ruin our lives but look at what you man are doing wey election na tomorrow, like I said, we are all world class bums.
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
People dey face reality and lack of sponsorship, you say na male centred. 😂😂
Some of the babes in my room are male centered like mad Na every night them dey complain say man no approach them
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
“if” a muslim is homophobic you people know nothing about islam
I want to say something briefly about the alliance between leftists and Muslims: if a Muslim is homophobic/transphobic, I will never be friends with that person and I won’t respect them. I don’t even care if far-right people beat them up. I saw in Turkey that anti-LGBT Muslims act like sons of bitches and caused many people to commit suicide. That’s why from now on I will only be friends with LGBTQ-friendly, pro-feminist, anti-racist people. NOTE: what I said here also applies to other religious groups, so I’m not Islamophobic.
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
For inside this Shomolu wey we dey. 2023 election boys carry weapons dey go polling units Dey beat people say if you no vote APC dey go house. They flogged people like mad. They beat people to a pulp. But you’re preaching no Political violence to me? Oya now
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
As someone who works backstage: it is lame because it’s just another workplace. It’s mostly just crew moving gear and instruments. Bands and artists aren’t doing crazy shit backstage like in the 70s and 80s because everyone has a recording device in their back pocket.
You guys make backstage look so lame
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he just press woman money finish come dey find validation for twitter
if you like, let wetin you dey read for twitter affect the beautiful thing wey you get.😂😂😂😂 you no fit follow 19 years old girl talk. you no fit do this, you no fit do that.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you no fit send woman money, you no fit change phone for woman.😂😂😂😂
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
You’re a footballer. You’re in the game. Someone scores over 70 goals in European competitions plus the World Cup and you say no. I’d rather give my votes to the guy playing in the mls. Idk man. These awards needs a reform or something
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
😂😂😂😂
Una never see anything, na that election month una go see characters for this Twitter 😂😂
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Replying to @hesnolimits
anyday he cook rubbish he go panel beat am as punishment 😂
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
If u wash the pot finish U de squeeze am?
I just dey bag my morning food for afternoon Tinubu ‘pon dis on
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Being so good you never even consider it was your fault is crazy
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Missing a shot and telling them to check the rim will forever be crazy
Being so good you never even consider it was your fault is crazy
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plural is crazy
I need this gif on whatsapps 😭
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
fola charges $200k seyi pipes charges $10k no one books satan ibile because his last solo hit was pre covid. but he can do $700 if you still don’t mind booking him.
Burna Boy charges $1 million per show. Wizkid charges $1M Davido also charges $800k, but can negotiate down to $500k for relatives. Asake charges $150k, while Rema charges $150k and Tems charges $300k
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Person de renew otumokpo you say na aquatic skills🤣
NDC national leader, Sen. Henry Seriake Dickson, displayed his aquatic skills today during a swimming session in his community. His title is "The Great White Shark," so he is not afraid of the river current! Ijaw man na fish oh 🦈😂✌️
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Replying to @the_Ajibulu
if dem don frustrate you reach this stage just change the name paste dem porn in HD
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Toby🌴💜 retweeted
Thank God say I get multiple Gmail accounts. HR go watch porn tire
This is where I draw the line Chop the job
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