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Avid Sounders FC fan.

Sammamish, Wa
Joined December 2008
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BREAKING: In an interview this morning Donald Trump was asked if his announcement that he intends to run for a third term means Barack Obama can run a third time too, and he got silent and frowned for several seconds, folded his arms across his chest, and said, “No.”
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Some people are super allergic to dogs, easy to judge when you only see one perspective.
The woman next to me on the plane said she didn’t want to sit next to me and Capri, my 8-pound maltipoo, and asked the flight attendant to upgrade her. The flight attendant said “one moment,” disappeared for five minutes, then came back and upgraded… me. Straight to first class. The look on her face belonged in a museum. And yes, before you ask, of course she was.
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Tillman has been the only bright spot for the #usmnt this half, and not just because he scored
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This is a lot better from the #usmnt to far this half
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Man Belgium’s defense proving really hard for #usmnt to deal with
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#usmnt not looking great so far. Belgium doing a good job of interrupting them and owning posession
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The offsides VAR rules need to be updated to allow a little wiggle room, like if you’re off by a couple inches or centimeters just let it go.
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Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.” Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?” Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.” Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”
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Stop trying to hide what really happened and release the Epstein Files because nobody is going to forget about them.
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Okay good, let's say the WH planned for Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz following the attack. 1. The U.S. sold off its helium reserve before waging a war that they knew would disrupt helium exports to allies, which make computer chips we rely on. Weird decision. 2. The U.S. let oil stockpiles fall to a multi-decade low before waging a war they knew would disrupt oil shipping. Why? 3. The U.S. didn't build any kind of coalition to assist tankers coming under attack in the region, and two weeks into the war they're only now asking allies to reinforce the US Navy. But they knew they'd need to do this for ... "years"? If this is what "a plan" looks like, god forbid we see what unplanned operations look like.
I received a classified briefing from the administration. It is categorically false that they did not plan for Iran closing the Strait of Hormuz. Lawmakers and national security officials have known for years that this was Iran’s plan once their backs were against the wall.
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let me get this straight a team will not be playing in the FIFA World Cup because they are currently being bombed by the FIFA Peace Prize winner
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Pass interference…it’s simple to understand 😂
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Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And then we got files affirming what took place? And now JD Vance just doesn’t talk about it.
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.
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This is genuinely one of the funniest ones yet
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Holy sh*t Twitter BANNED the creator of this ad because it moves voters 7 pts toward Dems. Voters are DISGUSTED by Trump’s gestapo kidnapping US citizens in Portland and Chicago. SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE And follow the ad’s creator @_joejacobson_ so Elon can’t silence them!
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Skeletor is sharing some life changing advice 😂
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Fucking hell this thread.
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Do I want to give the @SoundersFC another hour of my life to watch them struggle down a man?#DCvSEA
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